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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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White noise helps me fall asleep, but it also has the unfortunate effect of making me much more racist when I wake up.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Who among us HASN'T accidentally stapled his foreskin to a diorama of the North Pole meant for Santa to enjoy on Christmas Eve?
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are nearly killing me with an anvil to the head?
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Why don’t we do it in the road? Because I’ve already got skid marks on my underwear; I don’t need em all the way up my back, too.
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With friends like these, who needs regular colo-rectal screenings?
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With the holidays just around the corner, make sure you take time to look both ways, cross the street, and walk in the other direction.
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Yes, I said 'cheese and crackers'. Jesus Christ, do you have a hearing problem?
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Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?
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You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.
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You can play a piano, but only Abe Vigoda can play a Fish.
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You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fisherman because they have perfect pitch.
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You had one mission, Paco. And now you're telling me you can't remember the name of it?! Big, white building in Texas? Real helpful.
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You may have a disease, but I have The Cure. So bring your sick ass over to my place and we can listen to Three Imaginary Boys.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You should never take life for granite. Because granite is a rock and that's a pretty stupid thing to kill someone over.
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You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.
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You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You, Uncle Sam. Me, Hagar. Let's Red, White, and Blue Rocker this bitch!
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You’ll know us by the trail of dirtied adult diapers.
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Your love is like a hurricane. Â There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye.
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Your mama don't dance, your daddy don't rock n roll, and your sister don't have her virginity anymore. See you at the next family reunion!
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