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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!
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Can't you see me? I'm standing right here. I've got my back against the record machine and my name tag says Van Morrison.
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Welcome to the sour mash succotash bash, where everybody gets to thrash with a dash of panache!
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No need for alarm. My biological clock is pretty good at waking me up on time.
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Overall, I think those coveralls cover you just about all over, Al.
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There's more than one way to skin a cat. But since PETA got our R&D budget cancelled, we'll never know the exact number.
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I never knew pork pies were considered a delicacy, but since they named a hat after it, it must be pretty darn tasty.
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I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" about a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When the head umpire yells "Strike!"', how come all the other umpires keep working?
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At her annual performance evaluation, the prostitute was given a 'blowing' recommendation.
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I'm a song and dance man, but I also like to tan the hides of all the animals I've killed with my van.
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Numismania, Pyromania, Egomania. Only one of these was good enough for Def Leppard.
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Hal 9000? Kind of a jerk. Hal Linden? Kind of a Barney Miller.
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Beware the high cost of airfare if considering a career peddling tupperware.
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You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.
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If I knew how to spell mellifluous, I wouldn't have ended up in Prague.
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Crippled with self-doubt, I somehow find the will to carry on. Or do I?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No, I said I was here to have my TUBES tied. Now, what am I supposed to do wth this tangled mass of brass?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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He was a bored house-husband. She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.
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All I want for Christmas is my left nut back. I made a really bad bargain to get Hamilton tickets.
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It took me a while to check, but I can now say without a doubt that when you're smiling, the whole world is NOT, in fact, smiling with you!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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