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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Note to self: probably not a good idea to ask, âWhatâs up âKemosabe?â when your buddy has just returned from his cancer treatments.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As the Wise man once said, âAnybody want a potato chip?â
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Save the llama drama and go finish your brahma diorama before I give you a taste of the old Yokohama trauma, Steve.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Donât cry for me Argentina. And stop laughing at me Finland!
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You can tune a piano, but you canât tuna fisherman because they have perfect pitch.
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If the early bird gets the worm, then the late bird gets the wormhole, thereby making him the early bird...and that Timmy, is how the universe ends.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I like my balls like I like my smurfs; tiny and blue.
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I just flew in from Albuquerque, and boy do they charge a lot for checked bags.
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In the land of the blind, the one-eared man pretty much goes unnotIced.
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I donât know why she swallowed my fly; all she had to do was unzip it first.
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Knick Knack Paddywack gave the dog a boner. This old man is on the ASPCAâs watchlist.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ainât no party like a BangBang party cause at a BangBang party the guacamole makes you!
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One if by land, two if by sea. Three if by anus, four if by wee.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, I understand that bank tellers and fortune tellers perform vastly different jobs. Now where's the crystal ball you keep all the money in?
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A stitch in time is impossible, since time is an abstract, arbitrary concept.
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Some people have said I can be a bit of a milquetoast every now and then, but I prefer to think of myself as a two-percent bruschetta.
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I probably should have known things would go wrong, when I saw that the doctor's full name was Mel Practeese.
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are nearly killing me with an anvil to the head?
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I never met a fried pickle I didn't perform fellatio on.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Marmalade, Marmaduke...it's all the same when the lights are off.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Be Kind, Re-spool the magnetic tape on the left spindle so the next person who watches this doesn't have to do it.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you go ask your sister if I can buy her a drink?
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There's a lawyer in my foyer who says his name is Sawyer. He's here about the drumming, the strumming, and of course the constant cumming.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I knew how much a woodchuck could chuck, then I probably wouldn't be on the phone with you right now, would I Mom?
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