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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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I never knew pork pies were considered a delicacy, but since they named a hat after it, it must be pretty darn tasty.
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I never met a fried pickle I didn't perform fellatio on.
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I often wonder how many licks it would take to get to the center of Dustin Hoffman's dad.
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I once met a man from Nantucket. His name was Richard and he was kind of a dick.
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I once played tambourine for Ben Vereen next to a cash machine in Aberdeen.
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I only ordered this mattress because I needed a box to store my mini-fridge.
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I probably should have known things would go wrong, when I saw that the doctor's full name was Mel Practeese.
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I quietly quit the Quincy quilting quorum in a quandary concerning quarterly quality control queries quantized in a queerly quizzical questionnaire.
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I sure hope life ISN'T a highway. The last thing I need is more sweaty workmen covering me with tar.
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I think that I shall never see. A poem so lovely as 36 DD.
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I think the poet D.L. Roth put it best when he wrote, "Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop".
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I tried dressing the turkey, but do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make a fat fowl look high-waisted?!
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I tried to exercise my demons, but they had trouble staying on the treadmill.
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I wanna rock and roll all day and get to bed by about 9:45.
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I want that happy guy taken care of, see. That's right, I want to nail fun Gus.
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I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.
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I'd ask Jeeves, but that Yahoo! is AOL in Alta-Vista for the weekend.
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I'd like to apologize to all the butterflies I tried to circumsize and subsequently had to euthanize.
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?
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