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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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Of course I warned you to duck! What else could I have possibly meant when I yelled, "Spring is in the Air!"?!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If love is a battlefield, then I'm going to need someone from the National Park Service to come over and evaluate my bed for landmark status.
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Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!
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Ancient Egyptian curses aside, that was one jolly-good expedition, eh chaps?!
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I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.
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There may be a ghost in the machine, but there's definitely a severed finger gumming up the works. Stop production on #5 boys!
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You can lead a horse to water, but they're awful hard to drown.
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Hey Crosby, Stills, & Nash, I'm all for education, but if we teach our children TOO well, we'll need to put IMplicit lyrics warnings on music.
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I think the poet D.L. Roth put it best when he wrote, "Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla humala bebuhla zeebuhla bop".
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I tried to exercise my demons, but they had trouble staying on the treadmill.
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My Life on the Playground: or I Came, I See-Sawed, I Conquered.
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This month only: With every rental from The Black Tux you get a Sherman Bow Tie at no extra charge.
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'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.
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It's all fun and games until you lock up the toy store and go home for the night.
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Note to my fellow library patrons: Annals of Ancient Greece is a vastly different book than Anals of Ancient Greece.
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I hate to settle, but I have this covered wagon so....
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One can't help but wonder if Shakespeare's sister was perhaps referred to as an Avon Lady.
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If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.
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Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.
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If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.
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When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.
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Don't confuse my intense eye contact for interest in your story. I'm just trying not to stare at your amazing cleavage.
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For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.
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I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.
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