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Topics posted by ChazFremontIII
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All my exes live in condos I'm legally required to pay the rent on.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Uranus is waxing and will soon eclipse the small moons of Scrotus and Teste.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can play a piano, but only Abe Vigoda can play a Fish.
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Podcasting impresario Smooth Talkerman, reporting for bootie!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Despite what the label said, I found that taffy to be completely humorless.
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Scott's a Cheapskate (But at Least We Get Plugs)
By ChazFremontIII, in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
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Rectum?! Damn near the bottom of my behind. Are you a real doctor?
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'd rather be the belle of the ball than the ball of the bell. You get banged either way, but one makes your ears ring less.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Top o' the mourning to you! Seriously, sorry to hear about your dad.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've lost my grip on realty. I'll never win a Diamond Dealmaker now.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!
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Note to my fellow library patrons: Annals of Ancient Greece is a vastly different book than Anals of Ancient Greece.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.
By ChazFremontIII, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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