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Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.

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Leprechauns have hacked my account! Send Help!
- July 21, 2016
Listen, it's not as bad as it sounds. First I'll just stop the world. Then maybe after that (if your up for it) we melt each other's bodies into one.

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Look, when I said there's nothing you and I won't do, I meant it.
- July 20, 2016
In West Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I grew most of my Maize.

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Chillin all maxin relaxin all cool, eating some cornballs outside of school Shout out to Colfax
- July 15, 2016
- 1 reply
Oh we had fun fun fun for a while, but then fucking DADDY took the T-Bird away. Well the jokes on him, I'm going to start my own podcast!

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- July 15, 2016
In space, no one can you scream. Similarly, no one can hear your farts. Therefore, silence is implied and your farts shall just be called deadly.

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Save your acronyms for the less informed.
- July 14, 2016
In the time it took me to write this catchphrase a million voices cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced.

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I am a galactic super weapon.
- July 14, 2016
Oscar the grouch came from a family of 5 grouches that lived in this one dumpster. This concludes our tour of famous dumpsters of the lower east side.

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While the tour itself leaves a bit to be desired it actually takes a nice poke-go route including a poke stop and gym.
- July 14, 2016
This week's episode will be taped using the bumblebee filter from Snapchat. Henceforth please provide all donations in the form of unprocessed nectar.

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BEES!!
- July 12, 2016
Four Sisters hits theatres this Christmas starring Sandra Bullock as a hot headed hockey player who isn't afraid to ask how your father's doing.

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Rounding out the cast will be Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill and some white girl no ones ever heard of.
- July 12, 2016
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Waking up covered in my own piss is no way to start a day, but waking up knowing I just won three golds at the pee olympics warms me in other ways.

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The night before I won the gold medal at the national sex contest.
- July 12, 2016
Episode 433 - Government Pizza

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Hey Guys, Did I miss it did Mitchell America sign in?!?!?
- July 11, 2016
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I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.

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Then I guess it became this big internet thing.
- July 11, 2016
When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.

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- July 10, 2016
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We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.

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We have fun at the doctors office.
- July 10, 2016
You know, once get past all the fur Chewbacca's actually pretty cool.

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- July 9, 2016
When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.

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- July 9, 2016
Until his 45th year Bilbo was jokingly referred to as "Dildo". The jokes died off however after his chance encounter with "The Sisters" of Needlehole.

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He was asking for it, dressed like that.
- July 7, 2016
Episode 432 - Dana Carvey's Micro-Impressions

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I thought Victoria was just pretending to be an idiot on SNL.
- July 6, 2016
- 54 replies
It's a great day for UP! But it's a bad day, for upperdeckers.

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So don't even think about it.
- July 6, 2016
He was hung like horse. We slipped his head in a big ole noose and then whipped his rear end.

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Horse Penis.
- July 6, 2016
Well I found the problem, your car is a sentient killing machine, and it needs oil.

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You can only fix one, choose wisely
- July 5, 2016
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He yelled "Get to the Chopper" but all I heard was jalapeno poppers.

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Spicy spicy!
- July 5, 2016
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Using the transitive property of equality it was determined that Kevin Bacon is in fact an eggplant.

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I will show my work if necessary
- July 4, 2016
All jokes aside, this episode will just be straight talk coverage of Brexit.

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Right on
- July 4, 2016
After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.

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And they called ME a sicko.
- July 4, 2016

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Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.

Listen, it's not as bad as it sounds. First I'll just stop the world. Then maybe after that (if your up for it) we melt each other's bodies into one.

In West Philidelphia born and raised, on the playground is where I grew most of my Maize.

Oh we had fun fun fun for a while, but then fucking DADDY took the T-Bird away. Well the jokes on him, I'm going to start my own podcast!

In space, no one can you scream. Similarly, no one can hear your farts. Therefore, silence is implied and your farts shall just be called deadly.

In the time it took me to write this catchphrase a million voices cried out at once and then were suddenly silenced.

Oscar the grouch came from a family of 5 grouches that lived in this one dumpster. This concludes our tour of famous dumpsters of the lower east side.

This week's episode will be taped using the bumblebee filter from Snapchat. Henceforth please provide all donations in the form of unprocessed nectar.

Four Sisters hits theatres this Christmas starring Sandra Bullock as a hot headed hockey player who isn't afraid to ask how your father's doing.

Waking up covered in my own piss is no way to start a day, but waking up knowing I just won three golds at the pee olympics warms me in other ways.

Episode 433 - Government Pizza

I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.

When I first saw Earth's majesty from outerspace I thought about how small I am, penis-wise.

We've isolated the cancer cells, now extract them so Gerry can fart on them and then we'll toss them back in the body.

You know, once get past all the fur Chewbacca's actually pretty cool.

When the dinosaurs ruled the Earth, humans ruled Mars. And now it's basicially the opposite. Crazy.

Until his 45th year Bilbo was jokingly referred to as "Dildo". The jokes died off however after his chance encounter with "The Sisters" of Needlehole.

Episode 432 - Dana Carvey's Micro-Impressions

It's a great day for UP! But it's a bad day, for upperdeckers.

He was hung like horse. We slipped his head in a big ole noose and then whipped his rear end.

Well I found the problem, your car is a sentient killing machine, and it needs oil.

He yelled "Get to the Chopper" but all I heard was jalapeno poppers.

Using the transitive property of equality it was determined that Kevin Bacon is in fact an eggplant.

All jokes aside, this episode will just be straight talk coverage of Brexit.

After I killed my wife the police came, I just wish they didn't do it all over her corpse.

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