Frenchfries
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Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber
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It's been twelve years and I still can't drink a Shasta without clenching my butthole.
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Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about the sperms's journey through the vagina and into the uterus.
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Love is in the air! It's displaced all the oxygen! Send Help!
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For those about to ROCK! We humbly ask that you don't. We just got little Timmy to bed.
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Ma in her kerchief and I in my hat, had just settled in for a long winters fuuuuuuuck
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Let's pour some 40 out for our homies, and for the bronies? A swift malt liquor enema.
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Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles
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All of your base are belong to us. Except Ace of Base, they belong to everyone
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Listen my children and you shall hear, me farting into this microphone to the beat of Beastie Boy's "Paul Revere".
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Hold the door, Holthador, holdor, Hodor, hodo, Ho Please!
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Spending 10 years living amongst primates wasn't easy for me, but getting to throw feces at my Ex during her Costa Rica trip made it all worth it.
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Copulate you! Copulate you! Copulate you! You're cool. Copulate you, I'm out.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, were off in the forest clearing orc camps.
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The group sat in silence knowing that many of them would not survive the night. Suddenly the silence was broken, Gary never could hold his farts back.
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If a guy ran out of "performance enhancing drugs" that he needs to "steal home base", would you make him "wear his uniform" and act like a baby again?
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If my diet book is to believed, Donald Trump wasn't always an orange turd. He used to be undigested food paired with medications high in beta-carotene
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I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.
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I am the watcher on the walls, I am the fire that burns against the cold, and oh man I am the guy who just ripped ass while taking his vows. My B guys
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Who has two thumbs and just got two new prosthetic thumbs? This guy.
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Listen, your technique lacks preparation. First get all your ducks in a row and THEN stick them up your gaping asshole.
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A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.
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