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    Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

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    It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.

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    All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

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    He had finally tapped into what the fans truly wanted. A source of electricty to keep them powered. ALL. DAY. LONG.

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    We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.

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    When I graduated high school I was voted most likely to read listener catchphrases at the start of my podcast.

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    Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

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    The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.

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    I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.

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    OK stop what you doin, cause I'm about to ruin, your 10 year old's perception of Humpty Dumpty

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    This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.

    By Frenchfries, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.

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    So there we were chillin at the bar, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing right in my face! Needless to say, I was sprung.

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    Hailing from Krypton, Blue the bull had powers that made jumping over the moon easy. What wouldn't be easy is telling Moo-is Lane that he loved her.

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    The red section indicates the period where sales were down, and the ripped section is the portal I climbed through when I was trapped in my computer.

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    He was clever as a fox and as sharp as a tack. The car accident really did a number on him.

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    The arrow had tons of material on flying, piercing, and puncturing, but his jokes weren't landing with his target audience.

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    Horton hears a Who, but does he hear his son at home? Cryin' all night on the bedroom floor. Yes, elephants are renowned for their excellent hearing.

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    Rubber Ducky your the one, you make....wait where'd you go? Rubber Ducky come down from there! Let's talk this through! Rubs! Noooooo! *Squeak*

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    I narrowly escaped Skull Island's demise, claw marks on my back were my only souvenir. Kong got physical when I refused to wear the sailor suit.

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    Beneath the trees where nobody sees, he'll hide and seek as long as he please. Cause that's the way that Marylin Mason sucks his own prick.

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    In that moment time froze, I looked around at all my friends horrified faces and that's when I realized...I don't have to work on Monday. Wahooo!

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    How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to eat a banana.

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    The problem with my dick isn't obvious at first, but upon closer inspection it's pretty obvious.

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    Give a fish a fish and it'll become a cannibal. Teach a fish to fish and well, you sir just created a serial killer.

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