Frenchfries
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I brought my imagination to life, and then it ran off with my wife.
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The in-flight movie this evening will the M Night Shyamalan classic The Last Airbender....excuse me sir?! Please don't open the airlock door.
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Look, I was there when Harry met Sally and it wasn't like that. They were both seperately breaking into the same house and locked eyes over the VCR.
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Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender
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When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!
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Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!
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Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!
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As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.
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And down the stretch they cum! Horse ejaculate lines the race course! What a mess!
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They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.
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When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.
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It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.
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The life of a door to door salesman was hard, but not as hard, as my penis.
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I wouldn't say i'm a master baiter but I have spent over 10,000 hours streching my worm.
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I'm with her, and then in parenthesis it just says that chick with three tits from Total Recall
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The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.
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Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.
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They say that to this day Ben Franklin's ghost roams these halls, postulating his countless theories and making those Freemason commercials.
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If you think your making jokes, I feel bad for your puns. I got 99 notes, and this is one.
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The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.
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"Odor in the Court. Wait no! I meant Order!" Judge "Stinky" Jackson was executed three days later.
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Day 47 since the apocalypse and I am starting to hear voices......maybe it's time to let these kids out of the basement.
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