Frenchfries
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Hold your horses! That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
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Horton hears a Who, but does he hear his son at home? Cryin' all night on the bedroom floor. Yes, elephants are renowned for their excellent hearing.
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How bout these potholes? I mean it's like, "what road are we driving on, cookie sheet boulevard?!"
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How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. 1. In the butt. End of list
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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to eat a banana.
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if she spent all her time selling seashells by the seashore.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, were off in the forest clearing orc camps.
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I am asleep, I cannot be woken. Not even for half off wing night at Hooters.
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I am the collector of all the Poke-mon, even Rastafarizard
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I am the watcher on the walls, I am the fire that burns against the cold, and oh man I am the guy who just ripped ass while taking his vows. My B guys
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I argue that the defendent was hiding his confession in plain sight! Two cops are dead Mr. Mouse, time to stop being modest and give us a confession!
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I awoke the next morning to find a lady in my bed. A lady, a lady, a lady who was dead...Heart Disease.
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I brought my imagination to life, and then it ran off with my wife.
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I came for the comedy bang, but now I'll stay for the regular bang
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I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.
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I Expectoed Patronum, but I never expected a love so deep that it couldn't be Expelliarmused.
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I fought the law and through a drawn out court case featuring several celebrity guest witnesses, the law won.
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I found the secrets to your heart, they were in the medicine cabinet, behind your gas x.
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I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders
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I had Thankgiving and I ate lot of Turkey and had to eat Beans also. Thank you for your consideration for the Secretary of Agriculture position.
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