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I left my heart in San Francisco, and my wallet on the counter. Can you bring them to me at work? Thaaaanks Love You.
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I like my women like I like my coffee, iced and then later discarded in the dumpster behind the cryogenics lab.
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I lived a life without regrets, but in the end I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool
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I lost 40 pounds jerking off to pictures of Jenny Craig
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I narrowly escaped Skull Island's demise, claw marks on my back were my only souvenir. Kong got physical when I refused to wear the sailor suit.
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I negotiated a three-way with the Parker Brothers much to Milton Bradley's chagrin.
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I often wonder, late at night, who Harry would be, without the Hendersons. Harry Potter maybe.
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I once had a girl, or should I say, she is transitioning
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I once knew a girl with the Zika, and the doc said "I can't treat ya", after she died, I ate out her pie, which smelt even worse than her sneakahs
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I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I poop in toilet, I wash in sink, I (pause) poop.
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I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.
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I saw you sitting there alone at the empty bar and I realized I would love you if I only knew how.....now brown cow! Get it!
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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're watching Scream 3.
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I screamed at the top of my lungs "Whats goin on!" Meanwhile at the bottom of my lungs the cancer was spreading.
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I searched the graveyard for any sign of the killer but all I found was some used condoms. Really guys? A graveyard?
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I spent the last 20 years of my life explaining my intentions to you, but in the end you were a mirror in my bathroom.
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I stacked so many Cheerios on my baby that I cured his heart disease.
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I stopped a train with only my brain. This is Doctor Fraiser Crane, I'm listening.
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I thought there was a dollar in my pocket but it was a piece of paper...
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I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end I couldn't hold my bladder.
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I was going to say something nice but you comedy bang bang listener dont deserve it! You deserve so much more.
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I was gonna throw Momma from the train but then I realized that it was just Martin Lawrence in a fat suit.
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I was so full of angst until I let it out as stankgst.
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