Frenchfries
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Portion control is like birth control, they are both very similar! Look guys, I'd like to see you do better with that setup line.
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It wasn't until many years later that the ugly duckling's foster mom finally accepted her transition into a beautiful swan.
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Well, well, well if it isn't my old nemesis, catchphrase #303
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No, I'm the Sue Chef of this restaurant, and if you don't like MY food....I'll see you the next time you play Ms. Pacman!
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. And then he made whoopie pies.
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People are talking! And they that THIS is the The Tom's Shoes or Warby Parker of podcasts
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Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups. But who's the father? We'll find out today on Maury!
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Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled
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Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, were off in the forest clearing orc camps.
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Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat, or as i like to say more cushion for the pushing.
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Hold your horses! That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
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Friday night I crashed your party, Saturday I said "Sorry about crashing your party last night, I was suuuuuper wasted."
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I came for the comedy bang, but now I'll stay for the regular bang
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As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.
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When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!
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Proper planning prevents piss poor production, Proper planning prevents piss sport erections, "Peyton Manning Prevents This Year's Election"
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Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!
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When I get home I'm going to hit the ole spankbank. And by spank I mean federal. And by ole federal bank i mean my wife.
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The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.
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