Frenchfries
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30 years later at a small retirement home in Malibu, the old podcaster could still be heard yelling "lock the gates" to the amusement of no one.
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There's a special place in hell. It's really nice actually. Think Maui sunrise. Or don't you unimaginative prick.
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Episode 452: A NEW PODCAST_The EARWOLF Studios were under siege. Lt. PF Thompkins has just arrived from the galaxy of GLENDALE with terrible news...
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Nigerian Prince have tooken over. Fresh Grammar laws are enact. Please, money to website.
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Let's hear some bubblewrap, Pop, Pop, Pop, and maybe a snap. Next time faster and with a good beat, bubblewrap tends to come on a sheet.
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The guests are arriving, on time or trying. The fans are a frenzy ready to be enthralled. Tell me America are you ready for some football!?
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Listen, it's not as bad as it sounds. First I'll just stop the world. Then maybe after that (if your up for it) we melt each other's bodies into one.
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Vages? We don't need no stinkin vages? Author's note: I realize this is offensive but vages rhymes with badges!
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Oscar the grouch came from a family of 5 grouches that lived in this one dumpster. This concludes our tour of famous dumpsters of the lower east side.
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Once I was great, a man of splendor, now I get gas, when I use Splenda
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If I could travel to anytime in the history of the world it would be to the end of this episode so I could hear them sweet sweet plugs.
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They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.
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Last night I farted on my roomates. Infantile? Maybe. Guile, from Street Fighter? No.
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If my diet book is to believed, Donald Trump wasn't always an orange turd. He used to be undigested food paired with medications high in beta-carotene
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I argue that the defendent was hiding his confession in plain sight! Two cops are dead Mr. Mouse, time to stop being modest and give us a confession!
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Wake up my little birds, the sun shines on another glorious day. Now if you don't figure out flying today you will surely plummet to your deaths.
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If you are sitting in row 10 seat 7, congratulations you were mentioned in this catchphrase!
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Day 52: Our journey continues in spite of recent set backs. Thankfully Gary was able fix the Gortho Distributor in spite of his explosive diarrhea.
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Here's a story the LIBERAL MEDIA doesn't want you to hear. The old man that sold Jack all those magic beans....Benghazi survivor.
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Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber
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Robin Hood got some wood whenever he strung his bow; but when he fired, his body tired, and he couldn't fire his bow.
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The world is darkness we are but lost souls wandering its desolate landscape. Wait, why is this catchphrase giving me a boner.
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Did anyone ever stop to think that John and Paul might be fucking idiots for thinking there's 8 days in a week.
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Lovin' you is easy cause of all those Pheromones you are emitting, baby.
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