Frenchfries

Robot Catchphrase #00101010: Fart Noise

By Frenchfries, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

All play and no work makes Gabrus a dull fuck-boy.

By Frenchfries, January 4, 2019 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You load 16 tons, what do you get, a big ole paycheck for a job well done. Can we break up these Unions already! #Reagan 2016

By Frenchfries, December 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bird-plane!

By Frenchfries, December 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

She couldn't mask her uncontrolled lust directed at the oozing glaze dripping onto his gluten free donut.

By Frenchfries, May 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now when calculating for Pi be sure to account for radius, height and of course dietary restrictictions

By Frenchfries, March 6, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Trained in combat and heart of ice, but once you get to know me, you'll see i'm baby spice

By Frenchfries, December 3, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Jumping Jack Flash got a Jumping Jack Rash after tapping that ass.

By Frenchfries, January 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We humbly bow to our new alien overlords. Despite their insistence that Linkin Park is the greatest band ever.

By Frenchfries, November 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

An ordinary squirrel, an ordinary waist: Thankfully ordinary's just what we want today.

By Frenchfries, November 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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I lived a life without regrets, but in the end I forgot to drop the kids off at the pool

By Frenchfries, October 13, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Through the teeth, past the gums, look out audience, here come puns!

By Frenchfries, May 25, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I've Heard of Banana Sundaes, BUT MANIC MONDAYS!? Yes I have also heard of them.

By Frenchfries, August 4, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now everybody in the 313, hold out your wee wees and make some pee.

By Frenchfries, January 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Time to nut up or nut down. It's the choice of the listener.

By Frenchfries, February 17, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Jack slew the mighty giant. Then he slew his giant wife. There's a sex tape of it but you gotta sift through the sea of midget porn to find it.

By Frenchfries, November 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Time to make the do re mi fa so la ti do nuts.

By Frenchfries, February 3, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Jingle Bells,Batman Smells,Robin laid an egg. Seriously, we were partying at Selina's and Robin jumps on the table and yells "Let's see a bat do this"

By Frenchfries, December 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Before Buddy Holly and the Big Bopper; There was Burger King, Home of the Whopper

By Frenchfries, November 6, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hold the mayo, and don't let go......don't ever let go.

By Frenchfries, November 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Flashback: Dinosaur times, T Rex tearing into a helpless Triceratops. Flash forward: Present Day, Trump grabs some pussy. Connect the dots America.

By Frenchfries, November 18, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Count backwards from one hundred, underwater, with your penis in a mason jar. Step 2...

By Frenchfries, October 10, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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By Frenchfries, November 28, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Feeling like a genius, who wants to touch my venus

By Frenchfries, January 2, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

What is this fevered dream from which I wake, a dream in which there is no cake!

By Frenchfries, January 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions