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Barb sat lonely by the pool with the house to the west, darkness in all other directions. Barb, startled by a noise, goes east, she is eaten by a Grue
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Farts, tarts, and horsepoops, Cloverfield lane, Catch the magic school bus, then watch Fraiser Crane!
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They joked that he was cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, but it didn't hit home until they found Sonny with a burst stomach, oozing delicious chocolate milk.
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I brought my imagination to life, and then it ran off with my wife.
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I am asleep, I cannot be woken. Not even for half off wing night at Hooters.
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I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders
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His second book, "Fantastical Beastiality, Where to Stick It" initiated a golden era in wizard beast relations.
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Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about the sperms's journey through the vagina and into the uterus.
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Listen Marvin I get it, but when we started writing this period piece I had no idea that it would turn into such a bloody mess.
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I was going to say something nice but you comedy bang bang listener dont deserve it! You deserve so much more.
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The group sat in silence knowing that many of them would not survive the night. Suddenly the silence was broken, Gary never could hold his farts back.
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Legally I am obligated to tell you all that I may have spent 6 months in a religous "Bootcamp"
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A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.
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Pencil pushing TV execs, caught in the act, of eating Tex Mex.
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When the crash of rhinos battled with the murder of crows. I wasn't suprised at who crashed and who got to murder.
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I stopped a train with only my brain. This is Doctor Fraiser Crane, I'm listening.
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After centuries of research we finally have concluded that you CAN look a gift horse in the mouth. Sorry for any confusion.
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Take off your pants and parka. Parka all over my chest and face.
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Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.
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