Instead of making America great again, why can't we just make American Idol great again.

[Instead of making America great again, why can't we just make American Idol great again.]

I mean, right guys.

[Wedensday night is fart night, it's the night I allow myself a single fart]

[Give me liberty or give me ice cream!]

The choice is yours.

[I went along on the "magic carpet ride" and picked up crabs for my trouble. And no guys, I am NOT talking Sebastian here.]

Un da da sea!

[Don't worry it's a Prius.]

end of story.

[My fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you, ask what Brown can do for you.]

...

[Wwwwwwwelcome to Comedy Bang Bang, My name is Scott Auckerman that's meeeee.]

shrug

[The Voblex is an only child and every little thing the Voblex does leaves answered with a question mark.]

I heard that if you read all of the Voblex's catchphrases backwards it transports you to Narnia

[TGIF, Thank Goodness it's Friesday. Cause we are selling French Fries. Get it?!]

Get It?!

[I came, I saw, I came while sawing.]

[30 years of hard work at the sewage plant and alls I got was this crappy T-Shirt]

[Interior: Man sits alone in a dark room speaking incomprehensibly. The man stands up suddenly, his pants fall down. Cue audience laughter.]

[Warrrriors come out and play jump rope]

We need a 4th for double dutch

[First things first I'm the realest. The second thing you should know is that I hold my silverware like a caveman.]

Hey I told you I like to be real.

[Whatta man, whatta man, whatta man, whatta mighty good Manatee.]

And all the ladies be like "Mighty mighty good manatee"

[Hey Everyone! Sabertooth tigers must be super old cause they are so long in the tooth. And imagine those dentist bills!]

Or better yet imagine the dentist, maybe like a mammoth with a lab coat and glasses saying "Why wouldn't you come get your teeth checked, I mean I work for peanuts!"

[Wake up my little birds, the sun shines on another glorious day. Now if you don't figure out flying today you will surely plummet to your deaths.]

[Too much drama in the LBC, and that's why I moved to Claremont]

woof

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The original and best

[I'll tell you what's up! My wife left me for a wienerschnitzel, and my kid was a fucking appetizer at the Cumberdale's annual gala!]

Oh shit, hot dog is pisssssed

[I put your hand up on my scarf, when I barf you barf we barf.]

[I got my marching orders now I am just waiting for my apriling orders]

terrible.

[Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Half-off wings make Jack really Sick!]

It's really the beers that get'm

[Once I was great, a man of splendor, now I get gas, when I use Splenda]

How far I've fallen

[I've been tormented by the demons since my youth. Thankfully its mostly light stuff, furry handcuffs, etc..]