Let's all agree to diss a bee

[Let's all agree to diss a bee]

But never Bee Movie

[I just registered to sex offend]

Hear me roar

[I found a car on the street, it was all out of beeps]

y

[Feeling like a genius, who wants to touch my venus]

step right up

[Hashtags, your it!]

[Archibald was voted name of the year in 2015. Congratulations Archibalds!]

Runner up: Chauncy

[I lost 40 pounds jerking off to pictures of Jenny Craig]

[There must be 50 ways to have your druthers]

Just ask real nice, Bryce,

Tell them what you need, Reed.

[I am the collector of all the Poke-mon, even Rastafarizard]

Buffalo Soldier,

Dreadlock Squirtle

[Take me to your leader, so that I can ensure that she is partaking in the proper prophylactics]

w

[Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a bird-plane!]

Requesting permission to land

[And who it that joining the ranks? Why, it's Tom Hanks & zombie Billy Banks each doning a pair of sheerless Spanx!]

Welcome fellas

[All dogs go to heaven, even Devil Dogs.]

Devil Dogs up there shooting hoops with Air Bud

[I am asleep, I cannot be woken. Not even for half off wing night at Hooters.]

[If the tortoise beat the hare, and the hare beats his wife. Can we really blame the hare?]

If we are speaking technically I believe we will need two or more hares to start splitting them. Do we track down Bugs maybe?

[Water under the bridge and plankton under the water.]

[If the tortoise beat the hare, and the hare beats his wife. Can we really blame the hare?]

[You load 16 tons, what do you get, a big ole paycheck for a job well done. Can we break up these Unions already! #Reagan 2016]

[Monkey see my monkey doo doo...]

I should have stopped at three

[Friday night I crashed your party, Saturday I said "Sorry about crashing your party last night, I was suuuuuper wasted."]

[Pencil pushing TV execs, caught in the act, of eating Tex Mex.]

[Well, well, well if it isn't my old nemesis, catchphrase #303]

I added two to account for forum to show lag.

[Trained in combat and heart of ice, but once you get to know me, you'll see i'm baby spice]

[An ordinary squirrel, an ordinary waist: Thankfully ordinary's just what we want today.]

Now ah-ooo

Now ah-ooo

Alone, alone, alone, alone

Alone, alone, alone, alone

I'm thinking why, yea, Superman's a squirrel?

It's a simple premise but what IF an ordinary squirrel had an ordinary waist. That'd be OK in my books (and I like to think it might just be OK in your books too).

Thanks for coming on this journey with me.

-FFries

 

[My bum burns because we took turns taking tums!]

Fun with font!