As long as we are all airing our dirty laundry, could we PLEASE get some more clothespins?!

[As long as we are all airing our dirty laundry, could we PLEASE get some more clothespins?!]

please.

[Why impeach Trump when we can peach him instead.]

Bring allll da rotten peaches

[ISIS claims responsibility for this catchphrase.]

So don't blame me if it sucks

[Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber]

y

[It's been twelve years and I still can't drink a Shasta without clenching my butthole.]

z

[Two in the pink, dirty dishes in the sink.]

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[Episode 105 - Earwolf (w/ Kristen Schaal, Maria Blasucci, Tawny Newsome, Carl Tart)]

Does Kristen get in on the action? I'm trying to decide where to prioritize this in my weekly podcast listening.

[Cavia-her?! I hardly roe her!]

fishy

[Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me, let's talk about the sperms's journey through the vagina and into the uterus.]

Let's really get into it.

[Episode 281 - The Staves and the Telekinetic Dunk]

During the first song I kept picturing a multi-camera videotaping of the podcast. The room was dimly lit and the camera would switch from the Staves singing looking angelic to zoomed in shots of Matty B and the other improvisers looking on captivated and just bobbing their heads softly. Maybe at one point Gemberling could be seen mouthing some lyrics.

[Love is in the air! It's displaced all the oxygen! Send Help!]

[For those about to ROCK! We humbly ask that you don't. We just got little Timmy to bed.]

thanks

[Best in show s'got bitches in tow]

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[Ma in her kerchief and I in my hat, had just settled in for a long winters fuuuuuuuck]

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[Let's pour some 40 out for our homies, and for the bronies? A swift malt liquor enema.]

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[Take care young one, the jungle is no place for little boys. That place is teeming with pedofiles]

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[All of your base are belong to us. Except Ace of Base, they belong to everyone]

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[Listen my children and you shall hear, me farting into this microphone to the beat of Beastie Boy's "Paul Revere".]

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[Hold the door, Holthador, holdor, Hodor, hodo, Ho Please!]

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[Spending 10 years living amongst primates wasn't easy for me, but getting to throw feces at my Ex during her Costa Rica trip made it all worth it.]

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[Copulate you! Copulate you! Copulate you! You're cool. Copulate you, I'm out.]

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[Episode 99 - Ice Cream Parlor (w/ Craig Cackowski)]

Man they really retired the shit out of the train in this episode.

[Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, were off in the forest clearing orc camps.]

sorry eggo

[The group sat in silence knowing that many of them would not survive the night. Suddenly the silence was broken, Gary never could hold his farts back.]

gas x

[Episode 469 - Quiznos What QuizDid]

I don't think I heard the #1 time he stripped to his waist! I guess I'll just have to imagine it.