Get out my dreams, and into my America.

[Get out my dreams, and into my America.]

Its from a song

[Due to a shocking number of votes for write-in candidate "The Donald", we are hearby suspending free will.]

Sorry

[At first I was afraid, I was petrified. Gosh Darnit Medusa! You got me again!]

She didn't petrify my lips. Also you'll note that Medusa and I have pretty good rapport.

[Hey Guys! Have you ever sat down to pee just cause you needed to sit?!]

Its good

[When I unlocked my office door I thought I heard a noise, as I inspected the area I came to a realization. I don't work in an office! Also I'm deaf!]

Also I'm incapable of coming to realizations.

[As a human living among dinosaurs I can tell you that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a Tyrannosaurus mess when Sheila left him.]

I was there for him. First as a friend and then as much much more.

[And down the stretch they cum! Horse ejaculate lines the race course! What a mess!]

This is probably the wrong medium a play on words.

[They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.]

.

[When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.]

I got a "not bad" out of Scott, my life is complete.

[When I suggested that we do it like they do on the discovery channel, I didn't mean pick up our life, move to Alaska, and buy a deep sea fishing boat.]

I meant grow beards, start wearing glasses, and blow shit up using a flimsy scientific method process.

[I've got two turntables and a Mike Rowe autograph.]

This is truly, "where it's at"

[It was a dark and stormy night. I awoke to the sound of Charlie Brown climbing onto my doghouse with me. He was ROCK hard. Let the real storm begin.]

I feel like i need to justify this somehow.

[The life of a door to door salesman was hard, but not as hard, as my penis.]

harrrrrd dick

[Goodness, Gracious, Great Walls of China]

yes.

[I wouldn't say i'm a master baiter but I have spent over 10,000 hours streching my worm.]

[I'm with her, and then in parenthesis it just says that chick with three tits from Total Recall]

Faddish sb

[The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.]

a catchphrase submission

[Sure, Linus's blanket found at the Best Buy indicated semen, peck holes and feathers. But he couldn't be there, not on the Snoopy/Celltower timeline.]

Next week we'll jump back to Woodstock's parents. Is it normal for a 2 year old bird to still be living in the nest?

[They say that to this day Ben Franklin's ghost roams these halls, postulating his countless theories and making those Freemason commercials.]

Just be warned, he's a little racist by today's standards.

[If you think your making jokes, I feel bad for your puns. I got 99 notes, and this is one.]

Hit me!

 

With another joke...so i can shit on it.

[The Hills Have Eyes, with the Sound of Music...soundtrack synched but played in reverse makes it sound like all the cannibals are mewing cats.]

mewmew

["Odor in the Court. Wait no! I meant Order!" Judge "Stinky" Jackson was executed three days later.]

[Episode 447 - These Are the Worst]

 

 

This was a truly wild ride

 

 

My life is a roller coaster

[Episode 447 - These Are the Worst]

The "back 30 seconds" button (a cautionary tale)

 

As I was listening to the reenactment of the elevator scene I accidentally pressed the back 30 seconds button (conveniently located on my steering wheel) without realizing it . This led me to believe that Scott entered the elevator, Aya made an LA/NY joke, Kether explained how she would some day retell the elevator story, and then Scott asked another question to Bone-queef and then pretended to re-enter the elevator. I then thought that the characters were doing a bit where they were trying to reenact the reenactment of the elevator scene that they had just created. As they were doing this I convinced myself that I was noting subtle differences from the first time I heard it. After about 30 seconds of really enjoying this bit but wanting to better understand the origin of it, I pressed back 30 seconds. This brought me to when Scott got on the elevator so I pressed back 30 seconds again. 30 seconds later I figured out the error of my ways.

 

Thanks for listening.

[Day 47 since the apocalypse and I am starting to hear voices......maybe it's time to let these kids out of the basement.]

So to speak