KristophShapercutter
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and is a holocaust denier.
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You DO want to know how sausage is made, it's at a sausage party, hosted by Bart Sausageman.
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I ain't got no beef with chief keef, just a hotdog with the Aukdogg.
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Mommy, I just drank an entire bottle of eggnog on a toilet in a Denny's in Rancho Cucamonga on the Fourth of July. Do I get to go on...
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Welcome students to Extrasensory Perception as a Second Language. I would ask everyone to turn off their mouths before we begin.
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Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, giving a rub-a-rub-rub, all three
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Like mayonnaise through the timekeeper, these are the days of our lives
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I went to the grocery to get some groceries, but the groceries I got from the grocery were gross peas.
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Ku lap, more like cool cat and I'm hot saucer milk. Lick me up before you go, go. Oh yeah!
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For old bang, bang times, my dear, for old bang, bang times.
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2016, another great year to slowly be disappointed by.
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10, 9, 8, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1...Merry New Years, hipsters!
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Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours.
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Both Pol Pot and I have Asian wives. Coincidence? It better be, I don't want to be associated with that jerk.
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Peter Pipper dicked a peck of dickled peppers.
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I'm a survivor, big brother, bachelor, voice and Kardashian, but enough about my onscreen work, let's talk about my personal life.
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I'm a survivor, big brother, bachelor, voice and Kardashian, but enough about my onescreen work lets talk about my personal life.
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Drank my mango juice mommy. Now can I go play with the big boys?
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Bob, bob, bob, Lorena Bobbitt ran... After cutting John Bobbitt's dick off
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