Episode 422 - The WoodyVerse

[Episode 422 - The WoodyVerse]

Woody: "I love anything pre...prequel, preproduction, preteen."

[Dawn breaks. Her curfew. Her father stays up waiting, watching the sunrise. Dawn breaks. Into her bedroom window to avoid confrontation.]

DRUMS!

[Martina tried a Tina Turner eenie weenie tinny teeny tiny tuna martini in a bikini and loved it! Trump 2016.]

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[RIP Butt Farterman]

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[A comedy tour where you're separated from your significant other is sort of like the opposite of a conjugal visit.]

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[Welcome to Sunday night Asssscat, you asssshats.]

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[Hello New York, you old bitch.]

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[Wanda had a writer in her rider but was wrong about the right writer to want.]

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[Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you very much!]

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[Have to do this? It's a privilege to do this, thank you ver much.]

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[I am the presumptive earwolf nominee for the presidency of the United States in 2016.]

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[Rockerman out with your soccer mom out, it's Penis time. Trump 2016. My mom died of AIDS.]

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[The Pacific Ocean is God's Wall between America and China. Your move Trump.]

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[What I am the eggman is to Jason Mantzoukas, I am the walrus is to Jeffery Character Wheaties. I am the John Lennon.]

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[Oh yogi bear, the pies, the pies are calling.]

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[When ya get 100, give 100, ya Hurd dope Boyz. Colon McLiverwurst.]

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[Dali-Ali-Ali surrealism is dreamalism ya feel heavy money hip dope-e-ope.]

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[Punk rock ain't skunk rock to funk rock. Parliament ain't anything to armpit. Clinton for Prez, Gergio, yo.]

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[Sally sells seesos by seashore but why sell SeeSo when you can get a virus on bit torrent for free. Sally has no business Shents.]

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[Yeah I cheated on HowlApp, one time I jerked off on Nerdist, ok.]

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[Episode 406 - Kid Detectives II]

Well I guess Topher Grace is never coming on the show.

[Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money]

Kulap, you look great, Scott...you also look great. Viva Trump!

[This dildo wasn't in my rider.]

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[I just love to smoke sausages in my Dutch oven.]

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[Riddle me this, riddle me that, riddle me piss, it's Hollywood facts.]

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