Episode 402 - Solo Bolo Trolo

[Episode 402 - Solo Bolo Trolo]

Pretty sure this crashed bangbangjokesexplained.com

[Nobody goes postal like the Post Office. (*tm)]

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[I enjoyed the titular Foxy Brown, I enjoyed the titular Lara Croft, but I especially enjoyed the titular John Malkovich!]

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[Jesus was the original Jew for Jesus.]

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[Don't gild the lily, don't cockblock the Auckerman.]

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[Drove my Chevy to the Levy but the Levy was Eugene]

Was your Chevy, Chase?

[RIP Bowie, RIP Lemmy, RIP Scott Auckerman, hey wait... Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang I'm your host Jason Mantzoukas.]

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[When others get snarky, I get barky. Who let the dogs out? Me, I'm the top dog, dogg. Bark, bark, sniff, sniff. Check out the Howl App.]

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[Episode 399 - Trump vs. Bernie]

I have no fucking idea where even to begin on this ep.

[Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9 and is a holocaust denier.]

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[You DO want to know how sausage is made, it's at a sausage party, hosted by Bart Sausageman.]

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[I ain't got no beef with chief keef, just a hotdog with the Aukdogg.]

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[Mommy, I just drank an entire bottle of eggnog on a toilet in a Denny's in Rancho Cucamonga on the Fourth of July. Do I get to go on...]

...the price is right now?

[What's up with all this war? iRaq, iRan, iDont even know anymore!]

More like, "What's up with all this war? iRaq, iRan, iDon't even know anymore, why can't we all just iBrain.

[Welcome students to Extrasensory Perception as a Second Language. I would ask everyone to turn off their mouths before we begin.]

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[Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker, giving a rub-a-rub-rub, all three]

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[Best of 2015 Pt. 2]

When will itsgoodnow man meat heynong man?

[Like mayonnaise through the timekeeper, these are the days of our lives]

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[I went to the grocery to get some groceries, but the groceries I got from the grocery were gross peas.]

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[Ku lap, more like cool cat and I'm hot saucer milk. Lick me up before you go, go. Oh yeah!]

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[For old bang, bang times, my dear, for old bang, bang times.]

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[2016, another great year to slowly be disappointed by.]

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[10, 9, 8, 6, 5, 4, 2, 1...Merry New Years, hipsters!]

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[Don't use bath salts in the shower, people.]

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[Scratch my back and I'll scratch yours. Sniff my butt and I'll sniff yours.]

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