VonFaunch

We're all familiar with the Zoot Suit Riots but I think we're COMPLETELY overlooking the Pant Suit Riots. That shit was CRAZY.

By VonFaunch, September 23, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang where we guarantee to leave you with a smile in your voice, and something vile in your moist.

By VonFaunch, August 14, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Today's show is brought to you in part by Comedy brand Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang - we STILL taste like your grandfather's hug.

By VonFaunch, August 14, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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What's black and white and read all over? Fuck you.

By VonFaunch, August 14, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now generally I'm not a betting man but $20 says I can make MY hand smell like YOUR ass.

By VonFaunch, August 19, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Health tip for the day - the best way to prevent colon cancer: stop pulling your butt open at the sun.

By VonFaunch, August 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Little known fact - Liberace's final wish was to change the name piano to pian-yes. Google it.

By VonFaunch, August 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Say what you want about Errol Flynn but that motherfucker buckled a lot of swash, bro.

By VonFaunch, August 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We here at Comedy Bang Bang appreciate our coupons as we like our pants - half off.

By VonFaunch, November 1, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The votes have been tallied and this years Santa Claus impersonation award goes to Baron Nutless.

By VonFaunch, February 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Here's a life-hack for you - try going through life using the "Barney Fife" method. You'll thank me later.

By VonFaunch, March 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions