Qwyatt Wyatt
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Old Mr. Donegal adjusted his monocle and stated quite clearly "Your dong, sir, is comical!" Then flew off in his ship, which was shaped long and con
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If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. Give a man a couple million bucks and he can collect a modest income from the interest!
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If you steal your neighbors snickers bar beware! Before you know you'll have their nuts in your mouth!
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If words are like the turds of birds then perhaps our prose is just so many piles of paltry poultry poop.
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I've heard it said that one can have too much of a good thing. Well, this week I've finally discovered what that good thing is: preserved meats.
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If you're looking for the place to be, you need look no further! We're already here and you're not welcome, you stupid pieces of shit!
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Rub this highly scented chemical laden bar of wax repeatedly across any recently disinfected bodily surface from which you secrete malodorous fluids.
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Unfortunately, dear listeners, this episode of Comedy Bang Bang will not contain any plugs. Why, you ask? Because they're all in my butt!
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"You're in trouble!" Stated my swollen prostate. I guess that old codger I.P. Freely was right: youth truly is wasted on the young.
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Ever since my dog died I've had to take the stairs everywhere I go. My leg strength is increasing and I've seen remarkable improvements to my cardiova
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If Peter Peter is a pumpkin eater, and Peter Parker is a spider man, what does Peter Gryffindor?
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I say ask, you say axe. Let's just agree that I won't press charges if you stop chopping me up into little bits!
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Fans of Kanye West unite! HaHa! Now we've got him right where we want him!!! Ready, Aim, FIRE!
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Up my poon with a rubber spoon!?! Sounds real nice: I'll see ya soon!
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Ever since I started using Raw Meal I've enjoyed poops consisting entirely of soft, voluminous turds. Thanks, Tig Notaro!
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Wakey wakey, eggs & bakey?!?! WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!! I'm a human being dammit and I demand to be woken as well!
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