ABRAXAS

Just realized this entire podcast is just Brandon Content for a melon baller....

Is anyone a else a little bothered by the thought of HH ads being taken away? The ads are one of my favorite parts of the show. No more Earwolfman Jack? No more Phantom Planet? I just can't fathom it. The episodes are still available to download on iTunes, so we all still have the chance to download them for future listening, but it bothers me that future listeners will be deprived of what has become an intrigal part of the show's mythology. Thoughts? (P.S. - I've never been too much of a forum guy, so I never bothered to get an account until now. My name's Justin and it's nice to meet y'all. Between the two fan episodes, The Popcorn Gallery, and the pro version, you all seem awfully friendly and it's nice to be here.)

Is this a setup for an "old greggy has a mangina" thing? Because, I won't stoop that low. This isn't the Mighty Boosh forum.

I'm still reeling from the fact that I apparently shared a show with Tom Sharpling in the Bit Bus. Should I get "Staff" above my username now? I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. I mean, I've heard of the staff in my pants, but the staff on my head? Just wagging around up there? Because, one again, this is getting too sexual for my taste. This isn't Feral, after all.

For real, though, how did Chris Pratt get so buff so quickly?

Way to make me look like an asshole...

"That lousy bitch is gonna regret breaking up with me now that I'm master of all weather!" Tom exhaled.

Looked up the definition of "scallywag". I was unaware of it's dark etymology. I apologize for being a southern stereotype.

Are you talking about the Pittsburg Pirates? Those dreaded scallywags...

Also, once again, this thread is getting a little too sexual for my taste.

Awful lot of goddamned photos in this thread...

I'm really digging that sweet cross fade between the audio of the first two ads in this episode.

For those waiting with bated breath; drug deal went well. Background song:

That was a few years ago. Dick is currently in tip top shape.

Tried to go to a walk in clinic, just in case it was a spider bite, but the nurse was young and cute, so I just turned around and went back home.

I once had a mosquito bite my dick. At least I think it was a mosquito. Could have been a spider.

Like gangbusters? I'm sorry, but I don't understand your old-timey slang. Let's try to keep the language simple, like, and I'm just using this as an example, but like something that would hold up in court, ya know? Also speak towards this rose on my lapel if you don't mind.

Speaking of cool, I got the number of a drug dealer for the first time from a coworker. How do I let this guy know I'm cool? Some kind of hat? Should I fake an accent? I don't want to seem like a narc.

I've noticed that people here like to mention when a band is from their hometown, so this Silver Jews shirt thing is just the opportunity I've been looking for.

Cyberbullying is really in the zeitgeist these days. Speaking of which, prepare to to have your mind blown.

Thanks for the link. Watching now. That is not what I pictured engineer Brett looking like.... For some reason I pictured him as some kind of long haired hippy.

I will never forgive myself for this.

This is my 71st post. So close. Such a missed opportunity.

Hello, everyone. Your prodigal son has returned. Been really testing out that "post less for golden ratios" theory, anymore, lately.

Is this supposed to be the true 100 episodes spectacular? Like how people used to say that the millinium isn't until 2001?