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  1. There's a special place in Hell for Satan. It's called his office.
  2. LARDdischarge

    Can you call a bug fat?

    Can you call a bug fat?
  3. Bread is God's dingleberries.
  4. There's a train of gravy for the next lucky lady.
  5. The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.
  6. Dr. Jekyl, more like Dr. JERKyl. I'm saying he's a SNOB.
  7. My mother's so tipsy, she got an IUD. Wait, I meant DUI. Hm, those acronyms are shockingly similar.
  8. My momma's so skinny, frankly, we're worried about her!
  9. It's a hard life for a limp turd like me.
  10. Lend me your stuff, and I'll give it a fluff. Lend me your junk, and I'll clean off the gunk.
  11. Cast the past fast past the cast of F.A.S.T.
  12. My superintendent is super dependent on cougar attention.
  13. There's a special place in Hell for the wicked who refused to curb their lustful appetites in life's thorax issues. It's called the Hell's Center for Minor Cardiothoracic Surgery.
  14. There's a special place in Hell for those who endure terrible agony because of the sins they committed in life's trash. It's called the Hell Dump.
  15. Help me move. There's a drug in it for you.
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