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  1. Given enough time, a room filled with chimpanzees will write the complete works of Shakespeare. Unless, of course, one of those monkeys has a venereal disease, in which case, they won't last long.
  2. Swamp rhymes with damp. Damp swamp. Say it again. My swamp is damp.
  3. I can't seem to tell this hole in the ground from my ass. The question is, do I need to know the difference?
  4. Butter the rolls to summon the trolls.
  5. There are a lot of fish in the sea. At least until climate changes kills them off, am'i right fellas?
  6. Eustace County is 100% of its 2,000 freakin' population's citizens total imbeciles living in mommy's basement, you heard it here, in the Franklin County Herald.
  7. When you're in the bathroom, European. When you're in the yard, Eustace County sux, go Franklin County. .
  8. There's a special place in Hell for Satan. It's called his office.
  9. LARDdischarge

    Can you call a bug fat?

    Can you call a bug fat?
  10. Bread is God's dingleberries.
  11. There's a train of gravy for the next lucky lady.
  12. The Mummy, more like the BUMMY, I'm saying that the Mummy is a BURDEN ON SOCIETY.
  13. Dr. Jekyl, more like Dr. JERKyl. I'm saying he's a SNOB.
  14. My mother's so tipsy, she got an IUD. Wait, I meant DUI. Hm, those acronyms are shockingly similar.
  15. My momma's so skinny, frankly, we're worried about her!
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