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EllenM

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  1. First off, malequin is my new favourite word. Second, June is still too good for this world. Finally, I don't think that a malequin or a femalequin has genitals. I think the reason why the crew (the guys) think that is because of the projected idealised look of the female pubic region. No hair, smooth etc whereas a malequin in theory should have a bump or something, to demonstrate how pants would actually fit a real man. There's the aesthetic of being hairless that is (apparently) attractive and seemingly "natural" so perhaps that's why they all, save June, thought Femalequin!Jessie had (functioning?) genitals On the nipple front, I think the reason that femalequins don't have nipples is because it's supposed to simulate what the outfit will look like when a woman is wearing a bra. It makes no sense for regular stores to have femalequins with nipples if they don't sell bras. Most lingerie stores don't have nippled femalequins. It's just a general fear of nipples, many online stores will photoshop out nipples when the model is wearing a sheer bralet. #FreeTheNipple I snorted when I read this. How dare you. I think this is up there with "Massachusetts Windshield Insurance" guy That title just reminds me of Highlander: The Quickening, which sort of connects because in the trilogy there is only one malequin. I fall in love with June more and more every podcast :wub:
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    Episode 139.5 - Minisode 139.5

    This straight up sounds like a 5 Star Second Opinion. So many twists and turns, it's great if you imagine Paul reading it. You'll know where to put the proper inflections.
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    Episode 139 - Simply Irresistible

    Which media outlet are they from?
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    Episode 139 - Simply Irresistible

    I posted a list on one of the forums of my ranking of the Avengers and Ruffalo is second, iirc. I feel at a distance I can separate the sexy from the character as a whole. They could be morally dicey but I will still find them attractive, like Mads Mikkelsen's Hannibal Lecter Almost all Hiddleston does it for me. I find his height attractive so that's why I'm Loki-inclusive
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    Episode 139 - Simply Irresistible

    That movie introduced me to the "Anti-hero or Antagonist that was physically attractive and thus made me question my morality" phenomena This phenomena is best illustrated by Loki in the MCU, in my opinion
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    Episode 139 - Simply Irresistible

    Another Bitch Sesh reference I found: when Paul questions how SMG could run the restaurant properly In the words of Danielle Schneider, "I want a business to succeed."
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    Episode 139 - Simply Irresistible

    I would marry Jason. His delight when both Paul and Jensen went off simultaneously was magic. I also thought he was going to say "Get in my belly" at first and loved the Love Guru call back. Mariska Hargitay everyone! June was bringing the heat today. As an avid listener of Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown Show, all I could hear were references to the Bravo Universe She called the restaurant "Southern Charm" and her confession about posting on a RHOC blog once...it moved me. I also loved when she questioned her own decision-making when she realized her hormones may have created a sexy scene in the movie. To experience it? I'm all in To watch someone else do it? As Jason would say, "GROSS, won't see!"
  8. I don't know. Surely they wouldn't add that character at the last minute. I still think that Charlize Theron is playing Shaw!Sister or Shaw!Wife. My theory is that Mirren is the UK version of Hobbes, basically reprising her character from RED. She'll liaise with The Fast Family because Charlize is her white whale, the one that keeps getting away. She refuses to retire until Theron is captured or killed. Oh no, that was originally in the queue but I went for the Comedy Rule of Three
  9. HELEN MIRREN is going to be in Fast 8!!!!!
  10. Sorry for the double post! I agree, "buns" is so retro to me. My first reference to "buns" as a child was going over to a friend's house and their mom had a "Buns of Steel" VHS tape. The woman on the box had huge hair and was shiny & bronze. I don't think I ever put my 2 cents in in the previous debate but I don't mind buns. I think it's partially because that, in movies, we're almost certainly going to see some sexy times when male butts are present. There are innumerable examples of female nudity for the sake of it whereas I do find (with the exception to prison movies,specifically in mind Tango & Cash) that male butt says "Oh, welcome to the fucking show".
  11. I have done it on occasion. I get super excited to go out and I usually over-estimate the amount of time I need, so I'll have like an hour or so to kill between drying my hair/foundation & lips and styling my hair/eye make-up/putting on my outfit. I have this onesie that has buttons down the front (so it won't mess up my hair when I change). I'll put it on after I shower and dry my hair. Then I'll chill until about half hour before I need to leave and finish everything else.
  12. Don't you dare disrespect Enough! It was the first movie where I fully realized actors weren't their previous characters. I couldn't fathom a world where Noah Wylie was a horrible sociopath. I totally understood what she was doing. She wasn't truly making them to eat. She wanted to fully understand just what her husband was stepping out for and this was the only clue she had to go on. It's insane to think that the scent of cookies would create this realization of "Oh, I see it all clearly now. No wonder..." They touched on it super quick but my biggest problem with this movie is that it is so focused on "Fuck yeah, ladies getting it for themselves!" that it forgets that women can't get what they what, and if they do, they're punished. John Corbett fucks around and he's almost in a car accident, which doesn't have anything to do with his affair. It has to do with TBND seeing him staying over at his own fucking house with his wife and child. J.Lo, on the other hand, scores a young guy who worships the ground she walks on, gets hers and as soon as she stops it, her life spirals into chaos. She almost loses her husband and son in the aforementioned car accident and she does lose her best friend to TBND.
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    I don't watch GoT, so I can't really join in this part of the thread but guys I'm so excited for tomorrow!
  14. Can you guys do a Second Opinions of the podcast itself? Like, take one star reviews of the podcast from iTunes and read them out.
  15. I still don't watch the shows but I feel like I get even more out of the podcast when I go in cold. The Hamilton revelation was a shock, I didn't know what do to when it happened. The simultaneous conversations with Jules was insane and I loved it! I felt like the episode boiled down to this:
  16. I'm a sucker for Hulk Hogan impressions so I was on board the moment it happened. Anytime I hear "Brother", I collapse in laughter
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    Oh. My. God. A mid week reversal? And for the dumpster fire of a film I wanted to see drunk in theatres, but got too drunk to make it to the theatre in the first place? This is my white whale, y'all
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    I had a Netflix binge yesterday, so this was a great list suggestion 1. Cabin in the Woods 2. Minority Report 3. Wonder Woman 4. X-Men: Days of Future Past 5. Superman/Batman: Apocalypse Side note: Andre Braugher needs to play more bad guys That's just him warming up The twist ending: HE KILLED HIS WIFE, HE OWNS A YELLOW SWEATER
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    Episode 426 - Schwartz & Schwarts

    I love how quickly they all went into Billy Joel, as they should
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    Episode 137.5 - Minisode 137.5

    We already went through this a few threads ago. Paul said that this isn't a thing that's going to happen.
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    Holy shit guys, on I Was There Too, Matt talks to a guy from They Live. It made my day infinitely better after realizing my building is cutting the hot water by (Paul) Sheer coincidence on the day of my only articling interview. Oh and maybe the cold water is will be affected too. Looks like I'll be #TeamShowerattheBF's
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I want to be the June of my group but realistically I'm Paul. I'm great with hosting people, starting conversations, bringing people together (the audiences) and once in a blue moon, I will have a June moment (Not knowing Sandra Bullock was Stallone's daughter or The entire Apple episode) that gives me false hope that I could be her...
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    Episode 136.5 - Minisode 136.5

    I'm #TeamBath. I'll listen to podcasts, read, study but can't sleep, even if I tried. I've never used a bath bomb though, I'm a bubble bath diehard I love the Gordon Ramsay version so much more though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIesCd4I4hU
  24. I love FR like this kid loves his new puck I grew up aware of Mad Max but only because of Tupac's and Dr Dre's opus, California Love. Now I want a Nicki Minaj song like California Love. Why hasn't this happened yet...
  25. Damn, I wish I was a Marissa but deep down...I know I'm a Kristen
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