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JackCarpenter

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  1. JackCarpenter
    If you love someone, let them go. If they make it across the highway, they were never yours to begin with.
  2. JackCarpenter
    Side effects may include tunnel-vision and a greater appreciation for the letter "Q".
  3. JackCarpenter
    Witty phrases come and go, but insults last forever, penguin-butt!
  4. JackCarpenter
    I refuse to believe that a blunderbuss isn't an accident-prone form of public transportation.
  5. JackCarpenter
    Let's all agree that copulation is the REAL sincerest form of flattery.
  6. JackCarpenter
    Satan spawns in late July/early August, so we have absolutely nothing to worry about, babe.
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