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' Everytime God hands me a ladder, I break some windows. Amen. Now let's EAT! '
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' NEW! Click on my voice for celebrity slideshows! BUY NOW! No credibility required! '
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' Welcome to Cardigain BargainBag! Today's episode is presented with closed captioning by renowned R&B tribute group "Boys 3 Men". '
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'"How to Lend to Friends and End Foolish People" taught me all I need to know about child-rearing at the tender young age of RIGHT EFFING NOW!'
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Never trade a broken wrench for a disadvantage! Welcome to Calmly-BringDogs.
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'When I heard how much I could save in car insurance, I died a little inside. Some small, forgotten part of me finally became a man that day.'
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'Ok- Elevator Pitch!: 180 degrees, 365 days a year, only ONE gets out alive!'
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And now, it's time for a little something called plugs! Cody, you stapled the script wrong again.
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In the mortal words of Gabby Woods: "Happy Hookers Have Helping Hands!". Welcome to the Cosmic Bordello.
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Slap me with a hammer 'n saddle me up, 'cuz it's The Calamity Big-Bog Show!
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"Posh! Such nonsense is beneath me, seeping into my shoes."
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My "that's what she said" thunder is what you're stealing- I'd like it back! (but not too soon)
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That Reese sure does know how to butter a peanut! Ever since the days when Washingtons were first carved.
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When is a little boy with a sore throat not a little boy? When he's a metaphor. Welcome to Comedy Bag Balm.
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If I can't catch this phrase, I'll have to go back to selling life insurance! Ya gotta cut me a break, Marty!
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Welcome back to the show! Before the break, the universe came to be, and some other stuff also happened! We'll see you next time- BYE!
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If I've ever learned only just one thing alone and nothing else, it's to never ever ever ever try to beef up a word that's already an absolute.
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I can't fathom it- my fathometer is broken! Hold on, I know I've got a can of 'suss' here somewhere.
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In trying times like these, we must remember what we're supposed to remember in trying times like these. Seriously, I forgot.
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So's far as I'm concerned, N-S-F-W means "Not so fast, WEIRDO!".
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Now featuring gratuitous on-screen sex scenes and much larger explosions! 20% more 'Bang! Bang!' for your buck buck!
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You can't spell "manslaughter" without "man's laughter", unless you forgot the apostrophe!
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