Captain Stolen Valor

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I wake up every day feeling downtrodden, mourning my hero osama bin laden

We will not go quietly into the night! we will not go without a fight! we’re going to live on, we’re going to survive, tonight we celebrate Friday the 13th!!

Get on all fours and do the reverse centaur

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they Dollycould, they didn’t stop to think if they Dollyshould.

You spent so long wondering if you Dollycould you never stopped to think if you Dollyshould. Build Dollywood.