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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck
    Old McNopants had a farm, E I E OH MY
  2. Colfax McLiverneck
    Old McNopants had a farm, E I E OH MY
  3. Colfax McLiverneck
    Leave my mom out of this, and I’ll leave this out of your mom’s pants.
  4. Colfax McLiverneck
    There’s no business like no pants business.
  5. Colfax McLiverneck
    No shoes, no shirt, no service. No pants, no socks, let’s rock!
  6. Colfax McLiverneck
    Pantsless Manfred is my name and shocking joggers is my game.
  7. Colfax McLiverneck
    My pants or the lack thereof shall not be construed as an endorsement of nuts, deez or otherwise.
  8. Colfax McLiverneck
    My menacing mummy mollified Millicent’s murderous Moldovan mastiff with a mesmerizing murmuration.
  9. Colfax McLiverneck
    There’s a party in my pants but my pants are on the roof.
  10. Colfax McLiverneck
    In a word without pants… he alone holds the key to protecting deez nuts.
  11. Colfax McLiverneck
    The last stage of all is plugs; sans comedy, sans bang, sans pants, sans everything.
  12. Colfax McLiverneck
    Pantsless, we beat on, backs against the current, borne free-balling it into the past.
  13. Colfax McLiverneck
    I’ll see your veracity and raise you one mendacity.
  14. Colfax McLiverneck
    Notice: the party in my pants has been cancelled due to my lack of pants.
  15. Colfax McLiverneck

    Shake it like a pantaloon party

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    Shake it like a pantaloon party
  16. Colfax McLiverneck
    Exceptional edibles impel unintelligible mutterings of mendaciously suspicious veraciousness.
  17. Colfax McLiverneck
    Jimmy cracked the grand unified theory of pants and corn.
  18. Colfax McLiverneck

    Good day, pants. I SAID GOOD DAY

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    Good day, pants. I SAID GOOD DAY
  19. Colfax McLiverneck

    Heynong, pants.

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    Heynong, pants.
  20. Colfax McLiverneck

    Is that your final pantswer?

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    Is that your final pantswer?
  21. Colfax McLiverneck
    There’s no business like no-pants business.
  22. Colfax McLiverneck
    Keep your pants on, ladies of France. We can see everything through that hole in the wall.
  23. Colfax McLiverneck
    I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight pants-free stroller.
  24. Colfax McLiverneck
    What do Winnie the Pooh, Donald Duck, and your mom right after I climbed out of her bedroom window last night have in common?
  25. Colfax McLiverneck
    I love the smell of no pants in the morning.
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