Colfax McLiverneck

This is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but with two bangs

It’s a classic B.D.K.H. situation

Five pennies forward, two nicklebacks

Little Miss Muffett sat on a tuffet eating her curds and Batman didn’t kill himself

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make Batman kill himself

Chapter the Twenty-Eighth, In Which Batman Didn’t Kill Himself

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of Batman didn’t kill himself

She sells seashells by the Batman didn’t kill himself

B. N. L. O. B. Y. L., if you know what I mean

If life gives you limes, put ‘em in the coconut and drink ‘em both up

Oh give me a home / Where the Cake Boss is on / And Ho Ho and Santa Claus play / Where seldom is slung / An uninteresting plug / And Fourvel is stabby all day

Jingle bells, Batman didn’t kill himself

She sold second-hand seesaws down by Cyrus’s See Saw Shop until the sheriff slapped her with a summons for sidewalk solicitation.

It might be G to BB, but it’s B to BK.

You sell fart-shells by the butt-shore

Roses are red, corn is yellow, heynong, man! you harshed my mellow

If turning left is wrong, you’re gonna wanna go right.

Ohh the weather outside is frightful but Hot Log is so delightful!

Today’s show is sponsored by Hot Log, the new soft, warm, corn-filled, totally tubular treat!

Roses are red, corn is yellow, if you liked that finger you’ll love the elbow

Frosty the Snowman: Magical Old Christmas Soul or Apologist Promethean Commentary? Discuss.

She sold Marcel’s shell by the seashore and now he’s nothing but shoes

The weather outside is frightful, but your ham sandwiches (or hammiches if I may coin a porkmanteau) are so delightful!

If it drives like a duck, turns left like a duck, and pulls into the pit-stop like a duck, then it’s probably a NASCAR duck.

It’s DOCTOR McButtsnack—I didn’t go to school for eight years to be called Mister McButtsnack. Now take off your pants.