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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. Howdy doody, poopy snoopy—did you roll in stinky dukey?
  2. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, three times a lady.
  3. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop one hot log at your door
  4. Fish wearing upside-down hats filled with water with smaller fish swimming around inside. Now that’s comedy.
  5. Da da da du dum, dry floggin’ it
  6. Da da da du dum, butt chuggin’ it
  7. Da da da du dum, hot loggin’ it
  8. Colfax McLiverneck

    More like your Momdalorian

    More like your Momdalorian
  9. Twas brillig, and yo mamma's toes did curl and tremble in the wabe
  10. Colfax McLiverneck

    Make hey while the nong mans

    Make hey while the nong mans
  11. I just flew in from your mom’s house and boy is my penis tired
  12. If you’re happy and you know it and you lost your hands to flesh-eating bacteria stomp your feet
  13. Knick knack paddywack yo mamma’s ass I nightly smack
  14. Two streams diverged in the yellow snow cause I just left your mom’s house
  15. There once was a man from Nantucket whose penis was so abnormally large that he could fellate himself.
  16. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Bob DeNiro
  17. Colfax McLiverneck

    I am the third mustard toe.

    I am the third mustard toe.
  18. Hickory dickory dock, don’t touch that crusty sock!
  19. Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.
  20. A shit in one hand is worth two wishes in the bush.
  21. Thinking about changing my username name to Fuckstomp the Asswrench. Opinions?
  22. Prokofiev. One blue sock. The capital of Delaware. Coincidence? I think not.
  23. How much is that hot log in the window?
  24. Mister Bungle’s fungal rumble shocks my socks with grumpy mumbles.
  25. Shuttlecock is a real goddamn word.
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