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Colfax McLiverneck

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  1. Colfax McLiverneck

    Shut your butt truck

    Shut your butt truck
  2. Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open it up and WAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARE FINGERS
  3. Leviticus. A sack of cashews. The color mauve. Coincidence? I think not.
  4. Is that a traffic cone in your pocket, or do you just have an extremely large penis shaped like a traffic cone?
  5. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants and put your keys in this bowl
  6. I just flew in from Chicago using my arms as wings, and boy are my arms tired because they’re not intended to be used that way.
  7. Utility Puppet Lithium Barnstorm Struggle
  8. Fasten your facebelts—it’s time for Comedy Bang Bang, the show that’s so funny it might rip your face off.
  9. This is the show where we never play Dungeons and Dragons.
  10. I like my skrit like I like my serif—sans.
  11. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, ranked third by podcastranker.com in the Alphabetical List of Comedy Podcasts with Three-Word Titles Where the Second and Third Words are the Same
  12. Shaving Cream Tahoma Billy Goat Nectarine
  13. Welcome to Comedy OT8 Bang. I’m you host, L. Scott Hubbardman.
  14. He puts his hat upon a hat and still insists yo mamma’s fat
  15. It’s Doctor McWhizbubbles. I didn’t go to Clown School for eight years to be called Mister McWhizbubbles.
  16. More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts
  17. I joined the Sea Org and all I got was crabs on my Tube Org
  18. A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!
  19. A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!
  20. Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I’m here to kick ass and chew gum
  21. Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop this poop sack at your door
  22. Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom, uh huh
  23. Hey diddle diddle, buckle that trench coat and put your hands behind your back
  24. “I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute
  25. That which does not make you Die Hard makes you Die Harder.
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