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Shut your butt truck

Here’s the church, here’s the steeple, open it up and WAIT A MINUTE THOSE ARE FINGERS

Leviticus. A sack of cashews. The color mauve. Coincidence? I think not.

Is that a traffic cone in your pocket, or do you just have an extremely large penis shaped like a traffic cone?

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants and put your keys in this bowl

I just flew in from Chicago using my arms as wings, and boy are my arms tired because they’re not intended to be used that way.

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Fasten your facebelts—it’s time for Comedy Bang Bang, the show that’s so funny it might rip your face off.

This is the show where we never play Dungeons and Dragons.

I like my skrit like I like my serif—sans.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, ranked third by podcastranker.com in the Alphabetical List of Comedy Podcasts with Three-Word Titles Where the Second and Third Words are the Same

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Welcome to Comedy OT8 Bang. I’m you host, L. Scott Hubbardman.

He puts his hat upon a hat and still insists yo mamma’s fat

It’s Doctor McWhizbubbles. I didn’t go to Clown School for eight years to be called Mister McWhizbubbles.

More like Dunkin’ Deeznuts

I joined the Sea Org and all I got was crabs on my Tube Org

A hat on a hat with its balls on the other hat’s forehead? Now THAT’s funny!

A hat on a cat? Now I’ve seen everything!

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum, I’m here to kick ass and chew gum

Well I would walk 500 miles just to drop this poop sack at your door

Froggy went a courtin’ and he did ride your mom, uh huh

Hey diddle diddle, buckle that trench coat and put your hands behind your back

“I’ll have the moose-tongue cobbler and a mug of fresh-squeezed crab” is something that has never been said until this VERY minute

That which does not make you Die Hard makes you Die Harder.