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Colfax McLiverneck

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    Yo mamma is so ugly she may be entitled to compensation

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    In Soviet Russia, phrase catches you

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    You can lead Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it

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    Bang me once, shame on you. Bang me twice, that’s comedy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Now that we find ourselves hip-deep in the throes of Junebuggy, let us reflect upon the hidden numerological meaning of your mom’s zip code.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Truck it, suck it, orange duck it. Ain’t technology marvelous?

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    Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Sphincterius and Pissanthia Fucklestein Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s profoundly distorted depth perception indicative of anterior ischemic optic neuropathy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I came here to chew bubblegum and replace “What’s up, Hot Dog?” with this catchphrase—and I’m all out of bubblegum.

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    When the moon hits your eye like an upland Canadian heath, that’s a moor, eh?

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    Comedy Bang Bang is made possible by the Dickbert and Colostima Turdknuckle Foundation.

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    Some people call me the Space Cowboy, but I identify as the Space Cowthey.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I like my cobbler like I like my cobbler—full of peaches and fixing my shoes.

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    The following is a public service announcement from Earwolf: we are saddened to announce that Scott Auckerman, long time host of Comedy Bang Bang, is a poopy poopy fart face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    On today’s Increasingly Diminutive Things Considered, we’ve got a small businessperson, an even smaller businessperson, and the tiniest businessperson of all.

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    If we censors have offended, eat a dick and all is mended.

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    Though it is neither August nor Christmas, we’d like to wish you a Holly Jolly Augie Doggie!

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hark, Stout Yeoman of Hey Nong, what dost thou seek at the House of Hot Dog?

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    In today’s episode, my guest lays out her three-phase plan for lasting peace between Particle Man and Person Man.

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    Before we ask ourselves “What’s up, hot dog?”, we must answer the question “What IS hot dog?”

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    Let me be forthright with you—if you take four rights, it’s the same as just going straight.

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    Last Columbus Day I gave you my heart and the very next day you gave my whole family smallpox

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    Da da dum dum dum, hot doggin’ it

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    Ain’t no party like a lion-man-scorpion party ‘cause a lion-man-scorpion corn party is Manticory

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    Never gonna stroke you up never gonna stroke you down YOU JUST GOT DICKROLLED BITCHES

    By Colfax McLiverneck, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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