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RyanMcKenna

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    Best of the Best 2

    This movie was so badass when I was growing up. I was wrong. Very. It's so hilariously badly written. The fighting is actually decent but that's all that's tolerable. If "Sidekicks" fucked "Roadhouse", you'd get this movie.
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    Ladyhawke

    He's mentioned loving it many times but eventually he mentioned realizing it was terrible when he watched it as an adult and was embarrassed about recommending it to people. So I'm not sure if that makes it more or less likely that they'll do it. I hope so.
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    Best of the Best 2

    Or "Blood Sport" meets "The Room"...
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    The Master of Disguise (2002)

    I remember a little about this movie. His Quint impression with the Jaws joke was good. He said the word turtle in a funny way. Esposito?was hot....everything else was atrocious garbage. And oh yeah, pretty sure Brent Spiner is the bad guy. So like I said, garbage.
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    Gleaming the Cube (1989)

    I loved this movie. And young Tony Hawk has a surprisingly big role. It's fun. ..and ridiculous.
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    Escape From L.A. (1996)

    You know they did this movie a while ago, right?
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    Airborne (1993)

    I love this movie so much. It came out when I was 8 and it caused a craze in my neighborhood. Suddenly all we did was roller blade, play roller hockey, but knee bads so when could skid on our knees at high speeds. True story, I rented this movie on the last day of school and returned it on the first day of school. That's right, 200 dollar late fee....haven't seen it in years now but I promise I remember every scene and line perfectly and I still love this movie. And there's honestly been times in my life when I've seen a long steep hill and thought, "I want to roller blade. This could be my Devil's Backbone."...yeah, I'm 30. Shut up!
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    Airborne (1993)

    I love this movie so much. It came out when I was 8 and it caused a craze in my neighborhood. Suddenly all we did was roller blade, play roller hockey, but knee bads so when could skid on our knees at high speeds. True story, I rented this movie on the last day of school and returned it on the first day of school. That's right, 200 dollar late fee....haven't seen it in years now but I promise I remember every scene and line perfectly and I still love this movie. And there's honestly been times in my life when I've seen a long steep hill and thought, "I want to roller blade. This could be my Devil's Backbone."...yeah, I'm 30. Shut up!
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    The Canyons

    I see now that I didn't start this thread but I revived it. I'm sorry. I think I truly committed a crime against humanity. I deserve punishment. It's just the worst movie I've ever seen. I really think that's true.
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    The Canyons

    I started this thread and recommended this movie and you'd think I remember how it ends. Nope. Not a clue. It was so painfully boring and terrible that I actually think my brain blocked it out as to preserve itself.
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    Hackers

    I love this fucking movie. It came out when I was ten. I'm 30 now. I am not exaggerating when I say that I've seen this movie at least 200 times. I think I'll be hurt if they do this movie.
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    The Canyons

    Lindsay Lohan and a real life porn star acting as just an actual actor (and a few other people) battle it out for who can act worse. Lots of sex and full frontal nudity including Lohan's tits and some limp dicks. Seriously, if not for the production value, this movie rivals Birdemic. This was supposed to be Lohan's comeback? It's truly the rock bottom of her career and that's saying a lllllllooooooooooootttttt.
  13. The Phantom Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood Ringmaster Only the Strong RAD The Karate Kid...I promise is worse than you remember.
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