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Larry Birdemic

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  1. Part II of my tale

    DECLASSIFIED

    My gaze turned away from the helicopter's window and back to my "rescuers." The Navy guys were all looking at me, trying to read my expression. Some knew more than others, and no one wanted to speak first.

    "The tundra looks a lot different from up here than it did on foot. You say it's been two days?... I pursued as best I could, but this is his domain."

    An eager seamen, "So it was really him?"

    "Sir! Are you injured?" The medic had spotted the blood.

    "It's not mine."

    This got the attention of the mission leader; a man promoted too far too soon, who cared about his résumé more than getting the job done.

    "You got him with those and he didn’t go down? BALDERDASH!"

    "A day ago I caught up to him in the blizzard. He thought I couldn’t spot the tracks from his skates in the snow, like a big dumb fucking idiot. Unfortunately, I could only be so quiet approaching him in my converse. He anticipated my punch and ducked so my bask-knuckles only partially connected. I tried to punch again as he reeled, but he managed to clutch my jersey and pull it up over my head, and punch me a few times really hard."

    "Did he say anything?"

    "Yes. He said, 'Hockey rules, basketball drools.'"

    "What happened next?"

    "My shirt was stuck over my head for quite a while. Hours, probably. But I managed to pursue him on foot by sound. My belly was very cold. Also I kept tripping fall down. I didn’t lose him until the sound of his blades was drowned out by the bpbpbpbpbpb thwap thwap sound of a helicopter. It was only when Dr. Thipson pulled my shirt down that I realized he had led me back to the friggin shipwreck from earlier, knowing you would be here looking for us. And that you would refuse to let me continue my pursuit."

    Their silence spoke volumes.

    "Even if that was him-

    "It was him!"

    "Even so... There's no way he'll survive out there. Doc says it was a miracle you made it as long as you did. I'm satisfied we completed the mission, and I plan to report that Bobby Orr is dead."

    "I don't think so. I think he's still out there somewhere. Watching. Waiting."

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  2. got my Speak on That shirt in the mail this past Tuesday & am already having been worn & washed it so even though it's no longer in pristine mint condition I will always have a memory of the day it was brand new which was also the day ep 153 dropped & then my Speak on That tee got its first taste of armpit sweat & dog hair

     

    I got MY hh tee shirt this past Tuesday! Weird! Mine did not come in the mail it was handed to me wrapped in tissue paper by my girlfriend. Then I kissed her and held your trophy.

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  3. How weird is it that my team and the team that other guy has that's named after me have the same record? YOU SURE HITCHED YOUR WAGON TO A BROKEN DOWN HORSE, OTHER GUY!

     

    Sorry I'm terrible with names. And apparently just generally terrible.

     

    How come I'M always "the other guy" or "that one over there" or "no the one that's extra stuck in that phone booth."

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  4. Not thirty minutes ago I was driving along the street and re-listening to the Jason Nash episode of HH. And then a car cut in front of me trying to make a left turn into my lane and I had to slam on my breaks and cut the wheel nearly onto the curb to avoid a collision. So. Do we think this episode is occursed? Has anyone else had a dangerous experience with it? I don't want to listen to the rest if I be inviting scary energy into my life.

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  5. Now that we are in the part of the week where there is no new episode for a whole bunch of days I feel it's time to confess something; I've never listened to the Paul Shore episode.

     

    It's downloaded on my device but I'm afraid to listen. I heard he's being mean and Imam afraid. But I guess now I could just listen to it backwards if I don't want. What should this boy do? Guide me forums you have never steered me wrong before.

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