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About JoshTorres

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  • Birthday 04/18/1984

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    Providence RI
  • Favorite Earwolf Podcast
    Portuguese Fighting Snakes
  1. if lettuce had bones that would be Fucked Up
  2. its like the old saying goes, red sky at night, sailors delight, red sky at morn, buy a big ass snake and wear it around your neck
  3. For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
  4. the first and second rule of fight club get the most attention but rule 57 is by far the most important: No Fruit On Pizza
  5. Don't kill the messenger, unless the messenger threw deadly chemicals into your parents eyes and laughed maniacally
  6. A large group of Stingray's is called a "Fever" but a large group of white people is called a "Yogurt Commercial"