Dead_Armadillos
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Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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I'll take that to mean you're either angry or you want to show me your new shoes? -
Nothing says 'I love you' more than the way my mother chews my food up before spitting it into my mouth.
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Vroom vroom -
This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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Thanks man! You make me feel special! -
This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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Ba da da da duh duh duh -
He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.
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Jive turkeys -
This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.
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Jive honkies -
Dam the river, damn the torpedoes, and damn you!
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Wasabi -
Olivier and Wiliger made me LOL in my fucking pants. I hope to hear from them again, maybe in a showdown with Gil Faizon and George St. Geegland.
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It's the hokey pokey, man. That's what it's all about.
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That song is riddled with contractions. -
There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.
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Ooohn gowah -
Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.
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8==D -
Episode 206 — The San Diego Mindset
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Wow, what a side splitting episode! I do have to say that I appreciated the over-saturated salad eating bit, but it was really killing me after about 20 minutes in. -
Vajina
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I'll never say it again; Never again say "never again" unless you're sure you will never say it again.
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Peeeeeeeeeenis -
Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.
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(~);-) -
I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.
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Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo.
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An extended explanation of the meaning of the grammatically correct sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo> -
If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.
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(~) -
Look. I'm not saying she's hot, but if she weren't my mom, I'd fuck her.
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(~};-) -
I had a dream last night, I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair!
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My grandpa used to say this to us at the breakfast table every morning. This was often followed by a scolding from my grandma.
