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Everything posted by Dead_Armadillos

  1. Please, squeeze my cheese.
  2. Dead_Armadillos

    My name is Pedro. I will fuck you in the hedgerow.

    Is that a play on Stairway?
  3. Buy VaticanTM brand farva beans. Beans, beans Good for your heart Jesus, Jesus Plays the same part The more you eat, the better you feel So take your communion at every meal
  4. Take your passion And make it happen Pictures come alive You can dance right through your life
  5. To bee or not to bee totally fly
  6. Scott pulled this one out on stage last night in Atlanta. He just pulled it out and shook it at the audience before putting it away. It was controversial. Congrats!
  7. I imagine this being said by an angry old man at a veteran's group therapy session. Everyone else believes that divine intervention kept them alive during the war... except this Bronze Star recipient.
  8. Sad, scared, snuggled.
  9. Seriously, I shared this catchphrase with my Mom on a road trip and she laughed so hard that she farted.