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Everything posted by Dead_Armadillos
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Rollerblading in the gravel parking lot at the Grateful Dead show gives me the trippy hippie skates.
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For goodness' sake, man. -
Too much caffeine at the Grateful Dead show gives me the hippy hippy shakes.
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For goodness' sake -
Once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady. My life is a strange, arduous adventure.
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Mmm mmm good -
It makes me uncomfortable that our boss keeps the pencil sharpener in his lap when we use it.
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Like my Grampy always said, "She may be your Grandmother, but she's like a mannequin in the sack."
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Gary Busey-> Harry Busey-> Hairy Patootie -
I don't want no shrubs, a shrub is a small to medium-sized woody plant distinguished from a tree by its shorter height that can't get no love from me.
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Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that 20th century avant-garde classical music!
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Luciano Berio rocks my fucking socks -
No one ever laid on their deathbed and thought "I wish I would have spent more time mastering the Macarana."
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Uuuh. Macarana! -
Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!
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ooooo It's magic -
He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.
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He's the kinda guy that puts his jelly on his bread before spreading the peanut butter. -
Palindromes are the bees' knees seen k' see beh tera semord nilap
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Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog. -
Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!
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What do I do? I've got you. -
Wrap your gifts in camouflage to conceal your presents.
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I don't see the point in camo wrapping paper. -
I've got my bicycle, I've got my suitcase. Now, won't you stop smiling because I'm leaving this place.
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I'm leaving in the evening. -
Often my wit is stymied, more often than moronic. And yes, my dear, I do in fact think that it is ironic.
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Don't you think? -
Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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(~);-) -
Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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Topical! At first I thought you were sending some type of deep, hidden message. Then I realized the song was playing in the background. I'll choose to keep thinking there's a double meaning there. -
Lately it occurs to me, what a long gas range it's been. I'm so grateful for going hybrid.
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It's a Grateful Dead song -
It's not so much that I sneezed in your beard, it was more of an 'Ahchoo' in your fu manchu.
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I'm allergic to cultural facial hair. -
It's the hokie pokie, man. That's what it's all about.
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You put your tibia in, you put your tibia out. -
Some might say it's a cowlick; I think it's a tail wing and I'm just naturally aerodynamic.
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It's just a bad hair day. -
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
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I think this is still my favorite submission to date. -
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
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Thanks Benicio Del Bore-o. Sad to hear you're retiring from the catchphrase game.