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Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
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Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.
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They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
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This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!
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I've been told that the secret of a successful egg farmer is to never count your baskets before supper.
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You'd get back to work if you had any sense, but the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.
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Losers smoke meth, nerds manipulate Math, but Thoreau humped us all with his unique civil path.
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The Ol' Glory Hole truck stop... Where the bathroom attendants are a bunch of dicks and the sodapop is colder than room temperature.
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Look. I'm not saying she's hot, but if she weren't my mom, I'd fuck her.
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I had a dream last night, I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair!
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Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.
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If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)
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Bison from Buffalo, which bison from Buffalo bully, themselves bully bison from Buffalo.
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I screamed "Iced Cream" when I awoke from my wet dream that I had unknowingly redeemed.
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Search far and wide, said Urkel, but there is no word that rhymes with 'purple'.
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I'll never say it again; Never again say "never again" unless you're sure you will never say it again.
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Of the fifteen men on a dead man's chest, police have twelve of the suspects in custody awaiting charges of manslaughter.
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Three guys walk into a bar. They ended up drinking responsibly and shared a nice conversation, but lost touch with each other afterwards.
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Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.
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There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.
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It's the hokey pokey, man. That's what it's all about.
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This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.
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He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.
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Nothing says 'I love you' more than the way my mother chews my food up before spitting it into my mouth.
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Some might say it's a cowlick; I think it's a tail wing and I'm just naturally aerodynamic.
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