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Topics posted by Dead_Armadillos
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No, wait, hear me out man....What if God WAS just a stranger on a bus?!
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Always kick off the workday with a hot cuppa joe and a quick bump of bang bang off your keyboard.
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She wore an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot business suit to today's board meeting. Everyone agreed it was both tacky and unprofessional.
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Keep your friends like you keep your socks... Argyle-patterned and neatly organized based on the percentage of synthetic materials.
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My therapist told me I should try harder to listen to people, or some shit like that.
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Hello. Do you have a moment to hear about our lord and savior, Dr. Philaenus Spumarius?
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All we are saying is give fleece a chance... at your local Old Navy fleece sale this weekend!
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Holy frijoles! Isn't it a bit overzealous for the Pope to bless a can of legumes?
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Pardon my French, but "votre vagin est beaucoup trop poilue pour l'anglais."
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Pun fun begun with none but one stunned nun who was quickly shunned for her sons had brung airguns, shooting everyone under the sun.
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What a feeling, Please believe me, I can't hide it all, Now I'm learning to ride a bike
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Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those beekeeper's sneakers?
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Well, as they say at a potato funeral... Later 'tater!
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Like the doctor told the fever-ridden snowman, "Take a chill pill, man."
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The only difference between this and the alternate dimension is that you were wearing cargo shorts when you licked that toad.
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Moving to the country, gonna watch a lot of Beaches... the one with Bette Midler and Barbara Hershey
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Oh! To be back in the land of cotton where the subtle racism can be forgotten.
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God didn't make me. I made myself... out of Play Doh!
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Another show, another tragic city, another pair of ruined pants, another shitty pity.
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I had a dream last night; I dreamt I shot a bear. I shot him in the asshole and didn't touch a hair.
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