Dead_Armadillos

Too much caffeine at the Grateful Dead show gives me the hippy hippy shakes.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm the kind of guy who puts the jelly on his sandwich before the peanut butter, so please stop your puns about the holes in my sock!

By Dead_Armadillos, April 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Once bitten, twice shy, three times a lady. My life is a strange, arduous adventure.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 8, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

It makes me uncomfortable that our boss keeps the pencil sharpener in his lap when we use it.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Like my Grampy always said, "She may be your Grandmother, but she's like a mannequin in the sack."

By Dead_Armadillos, April 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hot patootie, bless my soul! I really love that 20th century avant-garde classical music!

By Dead_Armadillos, April 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

No one ever laid on their deathbed and thought "I wish I would have spent more time mastering the Macarana."

By Dead_Armadillos, April 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!

By Dead_Armadillos, April 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.

By Dead_Armadillos, April 1, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Fing Dwight

I love you, you love me, but we all know these are just words at a midnight Waffle House. Nothing but scattered, smothered, and covered lies.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 31, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Scattered smothered covered

Palindromes are the bees' knees seen k' see beh tera semord nilap

By Dead_Armadillos, March 31, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• #hashed tags

Chantilly lace with a pretty face via database, oh you fat chicks in space!

By Dead_Armadillos, March 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Fat chicks

Wrap your gifts in camouflage to conceal your presents.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Emu

I've got my bicycle, I've got my suitcase. Now, won't you stop smiling because I'm leaving this place.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Emu

Often my wit is stymied, more often than moronic. And yes, my dear, I do in fact think that it is ironic.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Duck Duck Goose

Deliver de letter de sooner de better. De later de letter de madder I getter.

By Dead_Armadillos, February 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Lately it occurs to me, what a long gas range it's been. I'm so grateful for going hybrid.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 24, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Truckin

It's not so much that I sneezed in your beard, it was more of an 'Ahchoo' in your fu manchu.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Jim Belushi loves parakeets

It's the hokie pokie, man. That's what it's all about.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Some might say it's a cowlick; I think it's a tail wing and I'm just naturally aerodynamic.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 22, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Taint aint quaint

Nothing says 'I love you' more than the way my mother chews my food up before spitting it into my mouth.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Funday Funday Funday

This town ain't big enough for the two of us. Now get out of here, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!

By Dead_Armadillos, March 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Elbowjob

He may be Homey D. Clown, but he's my homey and you haven't the right to call him a clown.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This will be the last time I tell you: I never repeat myself.

By Dead_Armadillos, March 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Cha-moneh

Dam the river, damn the torpedoes, and damn you!

By Dead_Armadillos, March 15, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Butterbreath