Episode 433 - Government Pizza

[Episode 433 - Government Pizza]

I felt icky a few times watching football. It was the late '80s and I was watching the Cincinnati Bengals.

 

I know a human who had a thunder shirt, but decided he didn't like it - Kevin Durant!

 

These are good.

[Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend]

I forgot to cancel Howl Premium after I finished up the CB!B! Live tour episodes, so now I have it for at least one more month. Any suggestions for crap on there that's worth a listen?

[Episode 138 - Chris Gethard, Sean's Close Friend]

Can't find a pic of when Lisa Simpson took all the house's soap slivers and rolled them into a ball to save the family money.

 

 

 

 

Man, frinkiac is the best.

[Episode 131 - Jake and Amir, Our Close Friends]

hello, everyone. thanks for reading all the posts before mine.

[Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend]

When I saw Hayes pop into last week's thread asking for PopCorn Gallery questions, a few people had already posted questions. I thought, "Eh, not gonna bother, because he'll probably just be taking three from the first page." Feel pretty dumb here, folks. Gotta believe in myself in the future, just like Kieran.

[Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend]

I'm more of a Chop-Chop Master Onion fan

 

Chip-Chop?

[Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend]

Hayes making Sean crack up with "Hail Caesar Zeros" was a highlight of an episode.

 

Chin up, Mike Lawrence. You're goin' places, baby!

[EPISODE 129 — Engineer Cody's Engineer Training Boot Camp and School LIVE]

Is this a CBBtv appreciation thread???

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeBEkXBJJLs

[EPISODE 129 — Engineer Cody's Engineer Training Boot Camp and School LIVE]

Telling my partner to listen to all the Tom S. episodes in order

She'll probably dump me

 

 

But my Hardcore Harry's Razor (with coupon code "handbook" not "hollywood") did come yesterday. I got 16 replacement cartridges to go with it. At my normal rate of shaving (twice a week at most) and refusal to switch to a new cartridge until the dull blades are ripping the hair out of my face, this is easily 3 lifetime supplies.

[Episode 414 - Hollywood Handbook Comedy! (Hollywood Edition)]

On a more unplagiarized note, it broke my heart* when Scott didn't believe them that PFT had lied about the rules of Riddle Me This and just assumed it was another bit.

 

*I hope Dr. Panttiere didn't hear this and get turned on.

[Episode 414 - Hollywood Handbook Comedy! (Hollywood Edition)]

Ugh, Hayes and Sean are some of the hackiest comics around. Their routines are hot hehorned message comedy garbage that appeals to rando humor demographics.Every time they try to convey a message through one of their far fetched monologues on a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE it induces pure cringe because, unlike a Tom Scharpling, they fucking bomb at nuance or doing justice to any of their issues. Their delivery is clumsy too/. Stop trying to make them a thing, Scott.

[EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend]

best part: the fact that I, too, was a white kid dressed in nice clothes playing drums on Take Five with my high school jazz ensemble.

 

My white high school self did the clapping part for Unsquare Dance.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yExwkQYcp0

 

 

want to get in on the ground floor of my Seven Four Clothing Club?

[EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend]

I used the code "handbook" to order some of Hardcore Harry's razors today. I hope I don't end up looking at the back of Sean's head as I stand in front of the mirror to shave.

[EPISODE 128 — Adam Sachs, Our Cool Bossfriend]

5-4 is my favorite time signature

 

 

 

 

said every dweeb ever

 

aw yeah feel that dave brubeck white boy swing baby

 

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkk-ODScGCY

[EPISODE 125 — LIVE FROM SXSW: The Future of Comedy]

aaaaand there is only one kind of glass that can replace it <_< <_< <_<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edit: just realized a certain superb hero who might be behind these pint glass shenanigans...

[EPISODE 125 — LIVE FROM SXSW: The Future of Comedy]

The talk about college basketball versus Snoozeville USA was some of the best stuff I've heard on this show. Good work.

 

As I was listening to this episode and washing dishes, my Comedy Bang! Bang! glass broke. Is this a sign?

[EPISODE 124 — Big Apple Bible, Episode 1]

I'm so glad I joined these forums before all of these new recruits. I now have seniority over people. I'm going to go mad with power!! Bow down!

 

no

[EPISODE 124 — Big Apple Bible, Episode 1]

there's so many new people all at once. maybe everyone should stand up and introduce themselves? Just say your name, job title, location and a fun fact about yourself!

 

I'm ElectricTieRack.

 

I just moved to St. Louis.

 

I'm a generic "data analyst."

 

I'm going to die someday.

[EPISODE 124 — Big Apple Bible, Episode 1]

[Episode 123 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Fiend]

Hi. I just finished listening to all the episodes, so now I can finally post here.

 

Thanks for all the funny things I listen to while walking my dogs, making dinner, and washing dishes. (I don't have a car.)

 

Welp, see ya later.

[EPISODE 392 - The Holiday Womptacular]

Just here to be a Negative Nancy and politely say I'm not a fan of the Wompler part of the CB!B! universe. Thanks for reading.