tomspanks

I'm down for any movie, but can we please start an hour early?

I was going to ask what mythical creature you guys would bone. I'll just assume your answer for that question is a shirime as well.

Gotcha. Yes, the little mermaid is supposed to feel like walking on knives. There's a dance where she gets to dance with the prince, and she's happy, but each step is excruciating. Oh well, that's the price of love I guess! I liked the foam too, although it looked more like laundry soap bubbles than magical sea foam.

But humans bleed too.

The true monster is love. HAHA!

In addition, prior to the surgery, Silver chats up a rando at the bar and says that she can tell he wants her tail. She says she's going to be getting legs and then offers her tail to him. At first, I thought maybe she meant it as does he want the tail as a trophy of some kind? But then later, the actual surgery shows a lower body swap. So then did she mean did he want the tail as his lower body? But then again, that makes no sense, since she would be stuck with a male lower half.

I think they do have mammalian lungs instead of gills. They have vaginas on their tails, so I guess they're more like dolphins, not bony fish. Although now I have to ask, do they have blowholes on top of their skulls?

In addition, Gold is already a mermaid when she gets out of the car after devouring a man. She has to drag herself out of the car to the river (thanks Cake). Did she have a water bottle to squirt herself in the car? Maybe some blood got on her legs and she turned into a mermaid? It makes no sense.

Yes, if they sit around regular bath water too long. Not as much in the ocean.

No, I don't think her fishtail would have grown back. She had to kill him so she could live.

Oh yeah, didn't they say they were in Warsaw? But isn't Warsaw a landlocked city? I don't understand how the sisters ended up on the "beaches" of Warsaw.

Finally, an episode this season that didn't make me want to barf.

I agree with Cakebug's assessment regarding the script. There were things I wished they had spent a bit more time on, like who the band members were. I thought maybe the band members were a family and that the bassist was the older couple's son. However, there's a scene were Silver spies on Kinga giving a blow job (?) to someone - and later she walks out with the bassist. So they're not mother and son? The poison scene - what was that about? Who was the other blonde lady who came to cure them? What does this have to do with anything? And then did the drummer leave Kinga for the other blonde lady? Who exactly is Triton? Is he THE Triton? Did he bite the head off a bird on stage? I liked most of the songs, although they seemed to be sprinkled into the movie like random music videos. Some of the songs had a Future Islands/Tegan and Sara vibe, which I dig.

grudlian. are you on letterboxd?

I love Rick Steves - he's the reason I visited Gimmelwald and Cinque Terre. Stop tempting me to discuss this movie before Monday! "Czary mary" won't leave my brain. I hope your airline also has Chips, King Arthur, and Collateral Beauty. It's probably too soon for Book of Henry, but here's hoping!

I don't think you should be afraid at all. You might even enjoy it.

Fister, you better be online on Monday because i have A LOT of questions.

It will be available on Netflix on August 1. https://www.netflix.com/title/80114501

Wonderful.

So bad good that it becomes legit good.

That part confused me. I thought the nerd guy was Ferdy not the woman.

QotD is SO GOOD though

In Cameron H's defense, I watched the first ~30 minutes of Monster Trucks and it wasn't bad. Fun, even? But then my plane landed and the video feed stopped.

Amazing like Wetzel's Pretzels amazing?

Was it the one with the farts? I keep humming dang dang dang, dang dang dang dang, dang dang dang you know.