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  1. Sorry, thought of another light speed related thing about the movie. The spaceship that Kim Basinger and Bag pass Saturn en route to earth. Well, even when Earth and Saturn are closest, Saturn is still 1.2 billion km away, about 8 times the distance between Earth and the sun. Keep in mind that the light from our sun takes 8 minutes and 20 seconds to reach Earth. Yet right after they pass Saturn they show up on Earth in no time. Seems like they already had the "technology" to go faster than light. Also, I liked that they showed the lipstick case "floating" in the spaceship because of the lack of gravity, yet the stocking and Kim Basinger's hair behaved as if there was normal gravity on board the spaceship. Way to keep things consistent guys.
  2. I liked that Dan Akroyd was more puzzled by the carrot cigar than the whole "faster-than-light" travel. Science.
  3. "put 'er in a bra" is catchy, but my new go-to insult will be "you have a body of a scallop."
  4. Yes. Cam Bert's just gonna have to call in sick that day.
  5. tomspanks

    Episode 161.5 - Minisode 161.5

    No, you didn't imagine it. I saw it too.
  6. Sorry to disappoint you, but according to his IG, he dresses like an average normal person.
  7. I just noticed that the Graverobber dresses like a pickup artist.
  8. I didn't have any issues with his singing either. What annoyed me was that they made him do a talk-chanting thing in many parts of the movie.
  9. Nooo, why on earth did they make him look like a rockabilly grandma?
  10. And girl, wait until you're back on solid ground before kebabing your eyes out. Safety first.
  11. DAE think Blind Mag should've been Mute Mag? Let's say she couldn't speak, let alone sing, due to the mysterious organ failure disease, but Geneco gave her a working larynx and voila, now she sings like the angels. I mean, so what Geneco wants to repo her Xmen eyes? She can still sing without them.
  12. Other people wore gas masks too (sometimes). It made me wonder if the mysterious organ failure disease was airborne.
  13. Link doesn't work in the US.
  14. tomspanks

    Episode 161.5 - Minisode 161.5

    This is the second time I heard this today. The first was from my chiropractor.
  15. tomspanks

    Episode 161 - The Fate of the Furious

    WTF is going on with his left bicep and the sleeve? Bad photoshop?
  16. I drove through it once, on my way to California.
  17. Plus, all 3 were shot it in Utah. Why not just say they live in Utah?
  18. Maybe the writers had both be "away" from home turf so they don't run into their respective friends. Also, does Gabriella have a father?
  19. tomspanks

    Episode 161 - The Fate of the Furious

    Tay tay = testicles. Left tay, right tay.
  20. HSM1 - so the entire musical is Kelsi's brainchild right? How come she doesn't get a say in the audition process? As the creator of all the characters and songs, shouldn't she have some input? Also, what is Ms Darbus' role? Is she the director?
  21. tomspanks

    Episode 161 - The Fate of the Furious

    Yeah, can't agree with June on this one. Vin Diesel is like the human equivalent of a cold shower.
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