youngrose

I really enjoyd the earwolf theme at the very end of the episode because i crave some consistency in my life

not to wake the sleeping dog here, but since he wrote and directed Get Hard, do you think Chris might have actually been responsible for the racist Asian jokes?

[in a good accent] funny, this side of the mason-dixon we call 'em backliners, because we're all just a lil bit crazy like that edit: apparently you can't delete posts. fuck this website

impeach dixon

sounds like a classic brooklyn no-no. -OR- a PFT carrot? is that like the astronaut carrot thats been going around lately? get that root crop in space! since these are both so damn epic fucking win i couldn't pick just one to post

haven't listened to the episode yet but today i have been thinking a lot about cheddar bob and turtle from entourage open mouth kissing

65000 - manmade holes in the crowzone layer linking our system to theirs

uhhh, did you even watch that movie? not what happened at all

you can practically slice it with a butterknife or something, maybe a flattened spoon

fuckin star wars, what are you on about? god damn fuckin commander kirk bullshit up in here, get outta here with that space wig rendezvous bullshit. its not even science dude edit: sorry dude i haven't even had my coffee yet

also not totally sure why the spaghetti flavor is so many different colors, because when i do spagetti its generally only a color or two, and thats brown and red, baby

i only know one trick but it involves a pint of malt vinegar, 3 hours, and a dog sled. should also be noted that this has never worked for me, but i highly suspect that it would work ON me

hey nobody, drafted tweets - the fort knox of twitter? does it smell like updog in here to you? if your dad won the powerball, would he walk out on you?

this is some solid 2016 content right here

well like i said, since its canon now that brett is at his peak flowers for algernon cycle, we can expect a return to awful, unfunny, and bad brett in a few months, and boy, is this gonna be fun to watch. or listen to I guess, since this is a podcast and not a movie on my TV, i think

is it interesting that he DIED at the age of sex number, and because with sex, people are usually BORN? Edit: just accidentally got all ten (10) of my fingers caught in five (5) chinese finger traps so I'm gonna have plenty of time to stew on this bad boy

i was on that email thread with bowie and eno, wish i had known that thats how he was saying goodbye at the time. his signature was so f'ing boss, "NOT sent from my iphone, but from my desktop probably. I'm david bowie." obviously im paraphrasing but it was something to that effect and it was just so absolutely epic win we'll miss you dave (thats what his friends called him)

anyone else stoked for the comedy central roast of sean and hayes?

depends on how deep you wanna fall into robot hell

the crazy thing is that the pauly shore interview is actually good and it turns out that hes likable

just got off the phone with hitchcock - needless to say he aint happy. talkin somethin about bringing a whole bunch of big army men down to the forums to really set things straight on whose IP crows is

speak on that Edit: this was gauche and i should be owned for it

so when you turned 15, was it weird to surgically switch faces with your father?

hey steve serve me up a cup of that hot spicy brown

inspiring? kind of having a hard time finding anything inspiring after i found out that FDR played murderball